The People's Cube - Political Satire

President Clinton is a musician.

He likes the sound of sax and violins. He likes the blowing of the whoremonica.He's got rhythm - he was widely touted as the real first 'black' President, until Dear Leader, anyway.

From his newest tee shirt, we can see that he likes snappers and finger snapping.

That's what he meant, of course.

Elliot and I like red snapper on a bed of rice.

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Well I hope this doesn't get me banned for life!

If so... I enjoyed my run here at The Cube™ but I have a huge red snapper and I don't care who knows it!
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I don't think red snapper is going to be a problem for Bill. His problems stem from jew fish and blow fish.

If you just rinse it off and keep it fresh, it won't smell fishy.

So I hear, anyway.

A word to the wise, Comrade Tovarichi...

If it smells like fish, it's a tasty dish,
If it smells like cologne, leave it alone

I miss the Clinton years. Came-A-Lot or was it Camelot... anyway, the only diseases we had to worry about were sexually transmitted ones.

Actually Tovi, and Commissar Wahoo (nice to see you again),

A 24-hour soak in 2% milk, in the frig, of course, will do the trick.

Oh and, Sista Putout, no need to hide your wonderfully red catch! What a beauty!

Papa Ew Mao Mao, such great wisdom can only come from a trew communistalogue.

Comrade Evil,

When musician Clinton says "Show me your snapper", he means "Let's take it from the top, 2, 3, 4! Hit it!)

"Show me your Snapper?" Well, OK,..but I thought I posted a pix of it last year. Still works great!

That beaver looks like a squirrel.

Leave Bill CLITon alooonnne!!!