The People's Cube - Political Satire

No, I don't mean the grand Ebola outbreak that will in due course ‘stick it' to the rethuggicans….

No I mean what almost just happened….

In an effort to conceal the truth and stop people from panicking and expound our proper currentLies talking points .. some media outlets – and they know who they are- almost accidentally let the bear out of bag.

Having run the gamut of Lies talking points of ISIS being the fault of Ebola … And Ebola being the fault of the NRA, the reprobate rethuggicans, Climate Change, Bush, the lock Ness monster…. and without any otherLies talking points to spew out into the ether…

..some stumbled and actually told the truth – that's it our glorious[but semi-retired] dear leader and president extraordinaire who is causing the Ebola Crisis with his refusal to secure the border and impose a flight ban.

And of course like the good automatons they are.. other comrades started repeating the truth without thinking.

It is only by the good grace of Marx that someone caught this utterance of the truth and suppressed it and return the conversation to the Lie Talking Point of the day

Comrades! We cannot let the people learn the truth they might panic and no longer listen and trust his Excellency.

We in his inner circle of loyal comrades know that there is only one way for our glorious national democratic communist party to flourish – and that is to import voters for our glorious collective cause.

But we cannot do that if the border are secure from the invasion of illegals (and soon to be DNC voters) and we cannot 'stick it' to those rethuggicans if we stop the spread of the disease from it's source.

So comrades, we must do our part to move Forward into the glorious future of next Tuesday™

Whenever someone brings up a flight ban FROM the Ebola outbreak areas of West Africa MAKE SURE you change that to the Opposite and talk about flight TO these areas.

And if that doesn't work shout them down with our party approved Lies Talking points that it's the NRA's or those rascally rethuggicans.

And by the grace of Mao, don't let the subject drift over to that of securing the border – our most excellent Secretary of state, John Kerry [did you know he served in Vietnam?]… ..Made that mistake the other day when he blurted out loud: “We need airlines to continue to operate in West Africa and we need borders to remain open.”

Whatever you do – deflect from that issue… LIE if you have to…. Oh wait we do that anyway… never mind.

Comrade, fear not. Dear Leader (PBUH) has a pen and a phone, and is a master of sleight of hand...should any traveller wander too close to anything other than current truth, a distraction is ordered and executed, with final resolution at a beer summit, or a rapid deployment of Jesse Jackson and/or Al Sharpton.

In fact, just go ahead and denounce yourself for doubting the system.

Tovarichi wrote:Comrade, fear not. Dear Leader (PBUH) has a pen and a phone, and is a master of sleight of hand...should any traveller wander too close to anything other than current truth, a distraction is ordered and executed, with final resolution at a beer summit, or a rapid deployment of Jesse Jackson and/or Al Sharpton.

In fact, just go ahead and denounce yourself for doubting the system.

Oh how could I have that?

Yes, we must place or collective confidence in our glorious dear reader and his ability to Lie.. er.. talk to the people and sell them that their oppression is in their best interest.

Leave your vodka ration for this weekend in a jar (a CLEAN one this time) on the doorstep, the Zampolit will be by to collect. As a bonus, you can move to the head of the line at Jiffy Lobo anytime this week.

There now, doesn't confession of your thought crimes make you feel better?

The ebola virus is a cute plush stuffed toy suitable for children 3 and older.

Well, clearly, we need commercial flights to continue into the West African nation (I don't remember where I read it but I've been assured that West Africa is a sovereign nation) so that we can ensure deliveries of medical supplies and personnel. We need to send a lot of doctors and nurses over there so that they can be trained in how to deal with the Ebola virus. Training that they just can't get here.

We also need to evacuate all the healthy Ebola patients out of West Africa because that will ensure that their economy won't collapse and that is very important.

We can't use military aircraft to transport these needed supplies because the Republicans won't let us have the money to do that and so, what's left of, the (poor, broke) military is going to be needed to maintain control, at home, when the pandemic, inevitably, rears it's ugly head in the United States and the CDC completely fails to implement any sensible controls.