10/25/2014, 1:33 pm
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Comrades, Dear Leader needs us now.
The Senate under Harry Reid could fall to rethugglikkan control if Cousin Pookie fails to get off the couch and vote. HE IS THE KEY TO THE ELECTION, and the stability of all that has been done.
By Dear Leader's own directive, we must find Cousin Pookie. We must get him off the couch, and get his vote to the ballot box as often as it takes.
ACORN operatives are scouring NSA records for contacts from or to anyone named Pookie, but its slower than a VA medical appointment.
Do your part. Check your couch, your neighbours couch, (unless you live next to Bill Clinton, leave that couch alone) the couch at the EBT office, the Social Security office, and the mall where you hang out...
Find POOKIE!
(Anyone not producing a Cousin Pookie will be directly responsible for the election results, and will be labled as a racist.)
Comrades, Dear Leader needs us now.
The Senate under Harry Reid could fall to rethugglikkan control if Cousin Pookie fails to get off the couch and vote. HE IS THE KEY TO THE ELECTION, and the stability of all that has been done.
By Dear Leader's own directive, we must find Cousin Pookie. We must get him off the couch, and get his vote to the ballot box as often as it takes.
ACORN operatives are scouring NSA records for contacts from or to anyone named Pookie, but its slower than a VA medical appointment.
Do your part. Check your couch, your neighbours couch, (unless you live next to Bill Clinton, leave that couch alone) the couch at the EBT office, the Social Security office, and the mall where you hang out...
Find POOKIE!
(Anyone not producing a Cousin Pookie will be directly responsible for the election results, and will be labled as a racist.)
