The People's Cube - Political Satire

Do you resent the fact that some citizens work hard and can afford a large home? Now, a luxury home can also be yours for nothing more than your vote. No longer are you banished to the unsightly and embarrassing housing that was previously available to Obamahome applicants. President Obama has made it possible for all of his supporters to have their dream homes, without paying a dime!

Upscale Obamahomes are now available to anyone who wants to live rent-free in ultimate extravagance, on the backs of others. Our SaviOr has signed an executive order, his 3,421st, allowing anyone in a protected class to find a luxury home or remain in a luxury home - without paying.

Phyllis, a career criminal who has been arrested over 60 times, was evicted from her $500,000 home after a bank foreclosure. Phyllis refused leave the property, citing her Obamahome civil right to live rent-free. The judge agreed and allowed her to stay there, with her two sons, for five years without paying.

The neighbors complained that Phyllis' menacing presence brought down the surrounding property values, and that the existence of her sex-offender son was a danger to neighborhood children. The neighbors are clearly racists who just want to keep their neighborhood white.

Eventually, a judge took over the case and evicted Phyllis from the home, but she is planning to fight these discriminatory eviction practices. Phyllis insists that even though she has money to pay a lawyer, she has no money for mortgage payments, and Obama said she could have the home.

Free Obamahomes are sprouting up in neighborhoods everywhere:

- Queens, NY
- Florida
- Las Vegas
- Seattle

This new trend of the disenfranchised claiming their free Obamahomes is being documented by a new magazine, Squatter Homes and Gardens. The most recent issue features a pictorial on Phyllis Peterson's eviction:


Additional stories covered by the magazine include following the disenfranchised as they seize subsidized design and re-modeling services. These services are available to all protected classes claiming their free Obamahomes.

Think your Obamahome kitchen is dated? Think your space is a little tight? Expand with Obamahome subsidized contractor services. Pricey granite countertops and stainless steel appliances can be yours, free! All you have to do is demand them.

Take a look at this sample squatters' floorplan provided by the government design contractor:


The house had to be completely gutted from the previous Conservative homeowner's floorplan:

If any self-reliant citizen balks at paying for this, remind them that, "The Obamahome system was signed into law by President Reagan and expanded by George W. Bush. Nah-nah boo-boo."

The DNC has published a helpful guide to claiming your very own Obamahome. Simply follow these steps:

1) Find a house you want.
2) Create fake deed.
3) Have official mail delivered to this address. Steal it out of the mailbox.
4) Wait until homeowners leave for work. Break in, change locks.
5) When they get home from work and call cops, show cops your house keys, deed and lawful, legal mail, proving residence.

The house is yours, for a couple of years, at least, while the helpless working homeowners go broke meandering through the court system.

Some Republicans claim that lax laws allowing squatting should be changed. On November 4, vote for Democrats who support the protected class right to free Obamahomes! Get a luxury Obamahome to go with your Obamaphone!

About the Liberal Floor Plan ......
Better close off that side window in the stolen merchandise closet.
You know .....prying eyes........ law enforcement ..... that sorta' thing.

The government contractor will take care of it (for free.)

What? This is an outrage! Where is my Obamamaid? You really don't expect me, a loyal party member, to clean this gigantic house myself, do you? Maids and housekeepers are a human right, and I demand mine!

Don't mess with me. My Obamaphone came equipped with Al Sharpton on speed dial.

I have been reluctant to seem to criticize housing plans developed by Dear Leader and Forward™-Looking Agencies, but ... Is it not unprogressive to call a closet "STOLEN Merchandise Closet"? To "steal" implies lack of a right to the merchandise. Progressives do not steal. They appropriate. They invest. They take what is fair and owing to them. They administer and distribute at will. But they do not steal.


I assume the layout plan will be corrected in the next edition. And the clerk who made the error will be suitably reeducated.

RedDiaperette wrote:I have been reluctant to seem to criticize housing plans developed by Dear Leader and Forward™-Looking Agencies, but ... Is it not unprogressive to call a closet "STOLEN Merchandise Closet"? To "steal" implies lack of a right to the merchandise. Progressives do not steal. They appropriate. They invest. They take what is fair and owing to them. They administer and distribute at will. But they do not steal.


I assume the layout plan will be corrected in the next edition. And the clerk who made the error will be suitably reeducated.

Astute observation. The verbiage was selected to appeal to moderates who may be new to the progressive movement and used to more traditional vocabulary. All good progressives know that nothing is stolen; all is freely shared/borrowed, such as large, spacious homes. Perhaps Dear Leader will share the White House?

Who can we call to place our order?

Comrade Olga,

Why does this evil video produce a slight sense of joy in my tiny heart? Shouldn't a committed comrade, such as myself, be outraged at such a display? I'm very suspicious. It could be another one of Bush's delayed action tricks - some sort of subliminal counter-revolutionary dog whistle. This bears watching!