The People's Cube - Political Satire

Democratic Party On Trial, Washington DC -- Democrats plead not guilty to kidnapping, holding America in their basement, and forcing her to do unspeakably bizarre, sick, twisted, and painful acts of grotesque deviancy for the Democrats' strange selfish personal pleasuring every which way all over their dirty basement den of domination for eight years.

The Democrats defense took a surprising turn to offense as their lawyers countered America's claim of innocence in her own rape. The Democrats have filed a counter suit against America claiming they, the Democrats, are the real victims.

"America was wearing a skimpy sexy outfit that she wore with the purposeful intent to provoke being kidnapped, held in a deviously devised basement torture chamber, and repeatedly raped all over said basement for eight long brutal bloodcurdling years of sick twisted political rape and unspeakable outrage."

If found not guilty Democrats vow to never kidnap and rape America again.

If you don't feel raped it's because the rape drug hasn't worn off.

Back in 2012 Obama already promised America to be better, stop the abuse and turn a new leaf. What happened?

Obama To Learn From Mistakes, Not Blame Others, Be Better

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Dear Komrad $. $. Halliburton,

I disagree. If at this point you don't feel raped it is because you need to be resleeved. Think of something like a boned ham.....

The Current Truth Passes Right Through Me

Red Salmon

Red Salmon wrote:... you need to be resleeved.

Take him away for regrooving!