The People's Cube - Political Satire

Fellow comrades:
Before the attempted revolution of November 2004, non-person Kerry promised to create the Superwall in order to protect the USSA from any harm, including the biggest threat that is about to hit our shores...Superstorm Dennis is on its way to the USSA coast, and it seems that there is no way to stop it.

Unfortunately, Evil Bush has not done anything to protect the safety of the proletariat from this approaching storm, while he and his staff have flown over to Red Europe in order to shield themselves from this destructive storm.

All the more reason why we needed non-person Kerry instead of Evil Bush. Are we ready to revolutionize the USSA? Stop the storm with the Superwall!

Stonewalling Bush,
Vladimir Ivanov
Red Journalism Headquarters, Moscow, USSR

Hurricanes are Mother Nature's way of seeking revenge against rapacious capitalists for their crimes against the Earth and its eco-centric children! That's why a disportionate number of them seem to strike the gluttinous United States.

Still, I do own a vacation home in the progressive New Urbanist community of Seaside, Florida and would like to see the safety wall erected to protect it from Nature's wrath.

Havana's model Malecon Seawall Hurricane Shield seems to have worked to near perfection. Cuba is only reporting 10 fatalities and an impressive 15% of the island still has power. Communist engineering at its finest!