The People's Cube - Political Satire

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To:
All members of the Socialist Party (formerly the Democratic National Committee)

From:
Boris Sukavich Blokhayev
Zampolit for the Democratic National Committee
Director, Political Infiltration and Tactical Disruption Operations

Date:
10 December 2014

Subject:
FORWARD to The Progressive New World of Next Tuesday!

Comrades!

I know you, my fellow progressive comrades, are feeling a little bit depressed after last months elections. Just look at Comrade Senator Feinstein's erratic behavior.

Do not despair!

It is a glorious time for AmeriKa, comrades! And we must continue to seize on this opportunity to achieve the Democratic Party's and all Progressives' ultimate goal: a Marxist/Socialist AmeriKa!

Look at our list of accomplishment and let your hearts swell with pride!!!

We have our first Marxist President in AmeriKa!

Since 2009 we have created 10 trillion dollars of new government debt!

We have created the most perfect compassionless caretaking system, the Affordable Care Act, that will significantly contribute to achieving one of the Progressive movement's most prized objectives: the financial collapse of this racist, capitalist, U.S. government!

Progressive peoples, stupid AmeriKan voters, all over the nation are in the street doing The Party's™ bidding, united in revolutionary furor protesting with fists held high! We are about to see our efforts to cripple the legal system and law enforcement bear fruit!

The mainstream news media has morphed into de facto "state run" news media agencies!

Our "Fellow Travelers" in the Senate are helping inform other like-minded comrades, like ISIS, on how the evil capitalists in the U.S. use torture to collect information from our ISIS and Al Qaeda comrades. I am certain armed with this knowledge they can devise a means to resist these evil AmeriKan capitalist thugs! Our ISIS comrades have a Constitutional right to behead AmeriKan infidels! How DARE the evil, capitalist, U.S. government torture our comrades?!

FORWARD, COMRADES!!!

FORWARD TO A NEW SOVIET AMERIKA!!!!

--
Zampolit Blokhayev

To:
Boris Sukavich Blokhayev
Zampolit for the Democratic National Committee
Director, Political Infiltration and Tactical Disruption Operations

From:
Lev Termen

Re: Your memo

Great Stalin, Comrade. From the way things are I thought we are being already there. You are meaning to say there is being more coming?

To:
Lev Termen

From:
Boris Sukavich Blokhayev
Zampolit for the Democratic National Committee
Director, Political Infiltration and Tactical Disruption Operations

Re: Your reply

Da, Comrade! The descent into tyranny Mindless March to Marxism™ is no where near complete! The "Evil ReThugLiKKKan Party has not yet been destroyed. Are you ready for Empress Hillary?

PROG OFF

Thank you Comrade Red Square for the graphic!

PROG ON

To:
Boris Sukavich Blokhayev
Zampolit for the Democratic National Committee
Director, Political Infiltration and Tactical Disruption Operations

C/C:
Lev Termen

From:
Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt
USSA JAG Corpse

Re:Your memo

Da, comrades. There is much work to be done. I believe that we should purge from The Party™ ranks all who have flesh wounds in their posteriors as a result of shooting themselves in the ass whilst running away from Deer Leader and our most politically potent weapon - the PPACA. A weapon they all helped to load and fire!

This is unacceptable behavior! I believe that IPAB should have a new influx of cases, very soon.

Keep this to yourselves, for now.

Za zdorovje, comrades.

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