The People's Cube - Political Satire

Asking For Assistance: Is it bad Etiquette?

In the modern age, one can never be too careful. Ask the wrong question, and you may find yourself in a pinch. Once upon a time, asking a favor of a complete stranger was an acceptable practice. Such outmoded and antiquated notions are falling by the wayside, thanks to forward-thinking comrades in the party leadership.

This would seem to contradict the old addage, "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need." However, as wookiees have been known to pull people's arms from their sockets, we feel it was smart for the victim of this heinous rage to heed the advice, "Let the Wookiee win."

That's no wookiee, comrade - that's our First Lady!

The intrigue... the drama... the vacations...

[quote="R.O.C.K. in the USSA"]That's no wookiee, comrade - that's our First Lady!quote]

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You just may be correct in your assessment, but in the wise words of a former First Lady, "What difference, at this point, does it make?" The real point is that there should be an equality of height. Shame on the capitalist pigs at Target for having high shelves. Perhaps there should be a wookiee stationed at every aisle to assist the underpriviliged undergrown masses. But then again, as somebody once so eloquently stated:"Ask NOT what your FLOTUS can do for you."

Konservative_Punk wrote:

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R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:That's no wookiee, comrade - that's our First Lady!quote]You just may be correct in your assessment, but in the wise words of a former First Lady, "What difference, at this point, does it make?" The real point is that there should be an equality of height. Shame on the capitalist pigs at Target for having high shelves. Perhaps there should be a wookiee stationed at every aisle to assist the underpriviliged undergrown masses. But then again, as somebody once so eloquently stated:"Ask NOT what your FLOTUS can do for you."

Don't overlook the rack, comrade. It remains the most effective, efficient, and inexpensive tool for achieving equality of reach. Likewise, the garbage compactor serves the complimentary function for those deemed unfairly tall. And, of course, when all else fails - the wood chipper rounds out our People's Toolbox of Equality.™ Bring on the proles!

So, now GOP stands for Guardians Of Pees, not for Great Old Party.

Comrades,
I am greatly shocked by this definition! In met neck of the gulag it has always been Gonads Off Permanently.

Captain Craptek wrote: Don't overlook the rack, comrade.

FLATUS's rack is far less remarkable than her ass.