The People's Cube - Political Satire

What will we do comrades if our savior St. Hillary can no longer assume the very crown she so much richly deserves after server.. er.. serving the people so long?

You might ask ‘what difference does it make' but I beg you to contemplate the alternatives to her majesty and Hillariness taking over after the only man who has exemplified the indispensable man leaves us to our fate at the hand of the Re-thuggicans (spit)

Elizabeth Warren (Socialist – Mass) it is to laugh, Fauxcahontas is damaged goods at this point, she disgraced herself (And built that disgrace herself, by the way)

Joe Biden (Misogynist - Del) Run a series of images of his creepyness and soundbites of his daily Gaffes and Bingo! his campaign will be toast.

Al Gore(Internet Creator – Tn) He is waiting in the wings for a reason... In the Limelight he will wilt in the glare of global warming.. er.. climate change.. er.. climate disruption that isn't happening.

Jeb Bush (Squishy - Mx) He could give the rest of the pack a run for their money.. but..

Martin O'Malley (Dem –Md) O Who?

No, there is only man that can fill Obama's shoes is the man himself – Obama.

C'mon we've heard the suggestions made by the founding documents and ignored them already, the same could be with that pesky 22nd amendment, the writer of which could not have foreseen the extreme need for Mr. Indispensable himself.

Who else is going to protect us from the ravages of liberty, freedom and security wrecked on the country by those rascally Re-thuggicans (spit)

So what do you think comrades? Obama 2016!

Forward to the wonderful world of next Tuesday™ (Obama's Re-Re-election day, yippee!)

Forward!
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Seriously Comrades, think about who benefits the most out of Hillary's e-mail implosion?

Think of this like moves on a chess board.

Obama has already proven that the Constitution in built upon the honor system. Problem is our founding fathers assumed that our leaders would have honor – big mistake in the case of the Dear Liar.

He's already ignored some parts of that pesky document meant to impose restraints on his glorious power to ‘fundamentally transform' in the least greatest nation on earth.
He's practically to the point of sending over to the national archives for those documents because there is a shortage of toilet paper in the White House. What does he care about shredding the founding documents he loathes?

Ponder these steps that benefit Obama:
A). Dismantle Hillary's campaign with accusations specific to her (making sure his compliant press avoids questions about his culpability)
B) Step in as a savior as always.
C). Pull that pen out of his as… cot and sign and executive order rescinding the 22nd amendment
Hey, its only a suggestion, like anyone reads and understands(And who uses words like ‘infringed' anymore, sheesh!) of that dusty 200+ year old document.
D). After the Republicans stumble all over each other announcing that yet again 'Impeachment is Off the Table' Obama will be free and clear to run again.
[And if the Republicans DO find their conjones for once, he just attacks their hypocrisy and not doing this before, besides they don't have the votes anyway]
E). Obama is once again swept into the power
The Power that is his birthright... lofted on the shoulders of 5… 10.. 20 Million ‘new' foreign ‘citizens' only to happy to vote for the man showering them with largess stolen from the taxpayers at the point of a gun.
F). Everyone celebrates (It will be mandatory)

Dear Leader can make an executive order to keep him in office permanently.

Comrade Šterpin wrote: ...
Al Gore(Internet Creator – Tn) He is waiting in the wings for a reason... In the Limelight he will wilt in the glare of global warming.. er.. climate change.. er.. climate disruption that isn't happening.
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Komrade Minister of Klimate Alexy Gorebachov would be a marvelous choice. Good man for the job. He will know just how to fill Komrade Glorious Leader's shoes. With what, I don't know.

Comrade Šterpin wrote: ...
Martin O'Malley (Dem –Md) O Who?
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Oh, yes. Another great possibility. Komrade Owe-Malley is famous for zealously advancing Komrade Glorious Leader's gun kontrol agenda in the Peoples Republik of Maryland to make everyone in the state "safe." A true hero of the motherland.

Hammer and Loupe wrote:Dear Leader can make an executive order to keep him in office permanently.

This is true, Komrade Hammer. Komrade Glorious Leader kan do anything with eksekutive orders.

Comrade Sterpin,

Do not worry at all. Should St. Hillary be unable to run, there is someone else from her home adopted state that would be all too happy to take her place. And he is no buddy of Dear Leader. He makes Dear Leader look benevolent by comparison. I am talking about none other than the Great Commissar Andrew Cuomo. Commissar Cuomo will not compete with the Clintons, but he would be ready, willing, and able to throw in his most glorious brass knuckles and play dirty if there is a vacuum. This is someone who gets things done like gun restrictions, homosexual marriage, and a host of other things. As to Dear Leader staying on for a third term, if Commissar Cuomo does not have a corruption charge by then I think the Commissar would use his connections in the party to ensure we follow the 22nd Amendment. He just might not want it followed at the end of HIS eight years.

Dear Leader will then get the golden EBT card and will have a well deserved rest where he can golf all day with his buddy Reggie Love. Sometimes he can even guest host with all the other ladies on The View.

If Commissar Cuomo has a corruption charge against him there is a huge faction for Comrade Kirsten "Kiki" Airhead Gillibrand. Just like Dear Leader who came out of nowhere, this is someone who could be a blonde dark horse (is that racist?) and come out of nowhere. Then we get a glorious two-fer: Comrade Gillibrand as the official Dear Leader with Comrade Schumer pulling her strings. Glorious, Comrades!

Hammer and Loupe wrote:Dear Leader can make an executive order to keep him in office permanently.

He always has FEMA and a fabricated "crisis".....

3rd term is the charm!

Onward to President Hussein Obama's third, lifetime term! The union astrologer has predicted as well -

Comrade,I have been away for awhile due to important gov't business.

But, in seeing what a great setback to our progressive dreams when Papa Obama steps down-We must get Hillary in office!! While a third term would be great but it is time for another under qualified/over-rated person to be elected because they belong to the right group.

The sooner the better...So to help start off this campaign, I am suggesting the following poster in the tradition that helped to get Papa Obama elected




We must elect her for just being a woman, if nothing else

Neotrotsky wrote:Comrade,I have been away for awhile due to important gov't business.

But, in seeing what a great setback to our progressive dreams when Papa Obama steps down-We must get Hillary in office!! While a third term would be great but it is time for another under qualified/over-rated person to be elected because they belong to the right group.

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We must elect her for just being a woman, if nothing else

Hmmm ... what is all this binariness? What do you have against transgenders? or multigenders? or genderfluids/genderflexes? or whatevers?

RedDiaperette wrote:

Neotrotsky wrote:Comrade,I have been away for awhile due to important gov't business.

But, in seeing what a great setback to our progressive dreams when Papa Obama steps down-We must get Hillary in office!! While a third term would be great but it is time for another under qualified/over-rated person to be elected because they belong to the right group.

<snip>

We must elect her for just being a woman, if nothing else

Hmmm ... what is all this binariness? What do you have against transgenders? or multigenders? or genderfluids/genderflexes? or whatevers?

All very true comrade- But with her I have no doubt we could be getting a little bit of everything than just her "assigned gender"- assigned by the patriarchal, misogynist, homophobic, no doubt right wing tea party people.

Just as Bill was our first "black president" perhaps Hillary will be a "first" as well. Besides, rumor in DNC circles is that she has bigger ones than Papa Obama, anyway- so we will be moving in the right direction

Neotrotsky wrote:...We must elect her for just being a woman, if nothing else

We are all fortunate that Sarah Palin <spit> on the day of the DNA test was out drowning kittens and pushing grandmothers off of cliffs, or she might have been able to slip in the door with some made up "gender-card."
Yep, no telling how that might have turned out.

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:

Neotrotsky wrote:...We must elect her for just being a woman, if nothing else

We are all fortunate that Sarah Palin <spit> on the day of the DNA test was out drowning kittens and pushing grandmothers off of cliffs...

Just to klarify, the grandmothers were in wheelchairs.

Hammer and Loupe wrote:Dear Leader can make an executive order to keep him in office permanently.

Some may laugh but what would stop his Liarship from simply excising that little inconvenient amendment out of the document.

He's practically done the same with the earlier amendments, what would stop him from ridding himself of an impediment to his future power?

He doesn't care about the niceties of separation of power and honor, why should be care about an amendment to a document he despises?

Besides, take a look at the text of that itself, just a tiny bit of parsing and one can easily justify his running again:

U.S. Constitution - Amendment 22 Presidential Term Limits
1. No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice, and no person who has held the office of President, or acted as President, for more than two years of a term to which some other person was elected President shall be elected to the office of the President more than once.

Notice is says ‘elected' instead of ‘Re-elected'

Failing that the talking point could be that only refers to persons and when originally founded certain people were not considered to be whole persons or something..

Comrade Šterpin wrote:

Hammer and Loupe wrote:Dear Leader can make an executive order to keep him in office permanently.

Some may laugh but what would stop his Liarship from simply excising that little inconvenient amendment out of the document.

He's practically done the same with the earlier amendments, what would stop him from ridding himself of an impediment to his future power?

He doesn't care about the niceties of separation of power and honor, why should be care about an amendment to a document he despises?

Besides, take a look at the text of that itself, just a tiny bit of parsing and one can easily justify his running again:

U.S. Constitution - Amendment 22 Presidential Term Limits
1. No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice, and no person who has held the office of President, or acted as President, for more than two years of a term to which some other person was elected President shall be elected to the office of the President more than once.

Notice is says ‘elected' instead of ‘Re-elected'

Failing that the talking point could be that only refers to persons and when originally founded certain people were not considered to be whole persons or something..

And also it doesn't forbid being "appointed under war powers."

Great minds think alike and all that:

What If Obama Wants a 3rd Term?
RUSH: Let's put this in a scenario, because some of you might be thinking, "All right, Rush, you're going too far now. All you guys thinking Obama's doing this and doing that, he's violating the Constitution. He would never do that!" Well, let's construct a scenario and see if it has even the slightest bit of believability, and let's establish some things that we know to be true that Obama also knows. Chief among those is that the Republican Party has said that impeachment is off the table.
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Obama fully aware of this, would go on television and say that the Democrat field is so weak that he's not confident that Mrs. Clinton can win. He might even take steps to make sure she can't win. You know, sabotage her campaign. And then call a national speech to the nation in which the main point is that it's beginning to look like the Republicans will win the White House, and this is something that he can't risk. Not after eight courageous years of transforming America!
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What would anybody do? The Supreme Court would say, "Nobody has standing here! There's no case yet. Obama hasn't done anything yet. We can't do anything about this until he actually serves a third term, and then you gotta bring the case to us." What would anybody do if he says this? The media would be cheering it. Put all this in the mix. This guy's out there thinking about this. It's hard to believe, it's so unlikely, but don't think... Obama's planning on staying in Washington part of time.