"Safe Spaces" indicate that a person is totally safe from everything in the "space", hence the name. "Trigger Words" imply that there is a gun that is fired whenever these collegiate comrades are offended or sad. Therefore, we can only assume that these collegiate comrades are either mass-murderers or are suicidal or have committed mental suicide so that they may follow state doctrine much more in-depth.
Since the "Safe Spaces" are for those who have committed mental suicide or are mental mass-murderers, therefore this must be a place for the dead or extreme mental criminals that will be mental criminals for the rest of their life. Thus, these "Safe Spaces" can only be described as wonderful, sunny, and fun Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.
The mentally criminal or dead are sure to feel left out, so the mentally alive, in a silly feat, have constructed a place for them to gather, and possibly recruit, so that they feel less alone, or in the case of recruitment, so that they can kill off mentally many more comrades so that they may follow state doctrine much more.
Therefore, we can only say that these "Safe Spaces" and "Trigger Words" are tools of the glorious State and that they should be constructed in every building.
Talk about one of the silliest and idiotic ideas. I mean, if you don't wanna hear something bad about your ideas or even don't want to hear opinions different of your own, then it's your right to walk away and suffer any consequences or lack of reputation, respect, or decorum that may come your way. But to demand that you get a special room where you are guaranteed to never hear those things is absolutely absurd. And if these wusses get their own room where they can never hear the things they don't want to hear, then people who want to debate violently and rationally should get their own room as well. Oh yeah, that room's called The Real World, and no, it doesn't need to be equipped with "Play Dough" and film of "frolicking puppies", all one needs to debate in the real world is a group of people with about half of them believing one thing that the other half doesn't.
Lord Byron, English poet, once said that "Adversity is the first path to truth", but Katherine Byron seems to believe the opposite. It is also a medical fact that if weight isn't put on bones then they become very brittle and weak. Adversity, in this case, would be putting weight on bones, but these rooms will be quick to put them into both a literal and metaphoric chair, taking away any from of weight or adversity, and so their mental bones, due to having barely any weight on them, will become brittle and weak. After such adversity, as indicated by Lord Byron, comes truth, but if the users of these rooms aren't willing to go through tumult, they will never become stronger, nor will they learn the truth about themselves.
These students just seem unwilling to grow up and face the real world. But now, they've constructed a "Neverland" for them to go to so that they never have to grow up, at least, until they leave the institution. I can only wonder how much they'll crack when they have to eat cheap rice and potatoes from Walmart (and not from one of the many Hippie gluten -free, vegan, soy, tofu, and meat made from vegetables food stores that liberal/socialist/communist/trendy collegiates like to shop at) and learn to balance their bills and Student Loan payments while they inevitably work at the local burger joint, as a cashier or stockman, a janitor, or one of the many low-pay jobs that collegiates usually get because of the high saturation of college degrees.
In short, it's just like covering an artillery gun that's pointed at your face with a sheet of tinfoil; You can't see the gun, so you feel safe, and the reflective surface of the tinfoil almost makes it look like you, but it sure as hell won't stop the shell once the gun's fired.
