The People's Cube - Political Satire

Hillary Clinton's 2016 Campaign promises that if you liked Obama's policies, you'll LOVE hers because they all will improve upon the great achievements of Obama's policies:

• Foreign Policy: Pleading from Behind

• Economic Policy: Equality of Results for All -- Universal Sameness Replacing Predatory Individualism

• Deficit Reduction: Eliminate the Income Deficit of The Many by Redistributing the Income Surplus of The Few.

• Property: Recognition that All Property is Owned by All

• First Amendment Policy: Replace "Citizens United" With "Citizens Uniformicized"

• Efficiency: Superiority of Executive Fiats Over Legislative Meddling

• Semantic Progress: Enhance Free Expression by Standardization of Speech

• Environmental Policy: Recognize that Humans Exist to Serve Nature Rather than Vice Versa.

• Equality: Make Everyone Above Average

• Tax policy: Replace Internal Revenue Service with Universal Distribution Service.

• Science: Recognize Skepticism as Unscientific Assaults Against Settled Science.

• Diversity: Make Diversity Universal

• And, Most Important: Replace Race Cards with Sex Cards

--KOOK

Hillary's policy is identical to that of the Obamanation.

I'm surprised she didn't hire Brian Williams to manage her campaign.

Dedhedvedev wrote:I'm surprised she didn't hire Brian Williams to manage her campaign.

My Dear Comrade Dedhedvedev,

General Secretary Clinton heard your suggestion and designated Brian Williams as her Minister of Authenticity:



No doubt you will receive appointment to a prestigeous position in her new administration.

--KOOK