The People's Cube - Political Satire

We regret to announce that millions of persons, entire communities of them, were murdered early in the morning yesterday, April 17th, on a ramp in Lynnwood, Washington.

14 Million Bees Let Loose After Truck Overturns On Highway

The tragedy occurred when a truck carrying little bee mobile homes tipped over and dumped their family residences on the road, catching many of the inhabitants by surprise. Some of them panicked and attempted to leave the wreckage, while many others were still waking up and going through their morning routines.

A bystander described the devastation as "horrible," adding that members of the bee community were everywhere, allegedly stinging him and other unaffiliated bystanders.

Firefighters and police directed traffic around the wreckage, as beekeepers were trying to organize the bee community in order to transport them to temporary shelters. Some of the less disciplined bee persons landed on passing vehicles, desperate to get a ride out.

As dawn approached, almost every member of the devastated bee community was awake and seeking justice. That was when it happened. In an effort to save the few from the many, firefighters sprayed the swarming crowds of peaceful bee protesters and their mobile residences with foam.

"We had to decide whether to save the bees or protect the humans and open more traffic lanes," said one firefighter who chose to remain anonymous. "We didn't enjoy killing any of the bee protesters, but it was either them or our jobs. I have a family to feed."

There were no survivors.

Forelegs up, don't shoot!

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Fisting progressive bees...

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"We had to decide whether to save the bees or protect the humans and open more traffic lanes," said one firefighter who chose to remain anonymous. "We didn't enjoy killing any of the bee protesters, but it was either them or our jobs. I have a family to feed."

Bees, and animals have suffered at the hands of Human Privilege for far too long. It is time that they are received into the collective as equals and allowed to vote. As a former Tree Surgeon and Party approved Remover of Limbs the Party has volunteered my services to cut off the legs of Human Privilege. Please line up Kom Rads. As usual you must supply your own anesthetic, beet vodka is recommended.

"Mass genocide" is something like "Welfare Democrat." Y'all can't have one without the other.