5/1/2015, 3:21 am
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A model worker for the Motherland's agitation and propaganda television (English-language Russia Today) by the name of Paulina Leonovich was performing her international duty of furthering the narrative about the lawless American police and the glorious struggle for liberation and justice in the streets of Baltimore, when she was suddenly mistaken for a privileged white oppressor and robbed by the very heroic protesters she had been lionizing.
Without warning, one of the selfless fighters for liberty and justice proactively liberated her purse and ran. The incredulous RT reporter shouted "suka," which roughly translates as "you f-g bitch!" and eagerly followed the representative of the oppressed peoples of the world, while screaming, "Give me bag! Give me bag!" as the camera continued to roll.
Very soon the innocent protester was illegally stopped and knocked to the ground by corrupt Baltimore police, who brutally oppressed him with unreasonable demands to return the liberated handbag, but he didn't seem to have it.
On the bright side, the wailing RT correspondent was still able to catch this act of American police brutality on camera and, after filing a report at the police station, she returned to her direct professional duties of vilifying the cops and promoting the glorious struggle of oppressed minority workers and peasants of Baltimore, Ferguson, and elsewhere. All is well that ends well.
Hear the story from the correspondent's mouth:
A model worker for the Motherland's agitation and propaganda television (English-language Russia Today) by the name of Paulina Leonovich was performing her international duty of furthering the narrative about the lawless American police and the glorious struggle for liberation and justice in the streets of Baltimore, when she was suddenly mistaken for a privileged white oppressor and robbed by the very heroic protesters she had been lionizing.
On Saturday, April 25th, Paulina stopped to film the suffering victims of #policebrutality when she was quickly surrounded by members of the protesting community, who exercised their right to unanimous free speech with the help of middle fingers and F-words, which she continued to record in order to raise awareness about their just cause.
Without warning, one of the selfless fighters for liberty and justice proactively liberated her purse and ran. The incredulous RT reporter shouted "suka," which roughly translates as "you f-g bitch!" and eagerly followed the representative of the oppressed peoples of the world, while screaming, "Give me bag! Give me bag!" as the camera continued to roll.
Very soon the innocent protester was illegally stopped and knocked to the ground by corrupt Baltimore police, who brutally oppressed him with unreasonable demands to return the liberated handbag, but he didn't seem to have it.
On the bright side, the wailing RT correspondent was still able to catch this act of American police brutality on camera and, after filing a report at the police station, she returned to her direct professional duties of vilifying the cops and promoting the glorious struggle of oppressed minority workers and peasants of Baltimore, Ferguson, and elsewhere. All is well that ends well.
Hear the story from the correspondent's mouth:
