5/30/2015, 7:25 pm
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The toiling welfare recipients of Detroit are so poor, they don't have water in their faucets, while everyone knows that all water - including communal water that runs through the proletarian plumbing - is a basic human right and must, therefore, be provided to the People™ for free by the capitalist oppressors.
This is the second move by the capitalist oppressors on the toiling welfare recipients of Detroit. The first one was a couple of months ago, when United Nations had to intervene, insisting that the rich one-percenters who shut off water to the poor ninety-nine-percenters of Detroit were committing crimes against humanity. But now the oppressors are at it again, ignoring the UN's compassionate pleas and keeping for themselves what belongs to all.
Well, our comrades at the Karl Marx Treatment Center do not have that problem. All our water belongs to the collective and is distributed equally to everyone according to their needs based on daily rations as determined by the doctors.
In addition, they have water-related recreational activities, such as, water the beets on the collective dirt patch, wash Commissarka Pinkie's feet, do the male nurses' laundry, dunk the comrades on a cucking stool, or waterboarding to cool off some unequal tempers.
Our doors are always open to new comrades, so sign up today!
The toiling welfare recipients of Detroit are so poor, they don't have water in their faucets, while everyone knows that all water - including communal water that runs through the proletarian plumbing - is a basic human right and must, therefore, be provided to the People™ for free by the capitalist oppressors.
This is the second move by the capitalist oppressors on the toiling welfare recipients of Detroit. The first one was a couple of months ago, when United Nations had to intervene, insisting that the rich one-percenters who shut off water to the poor ninety-nine-percenters of Detroit were committing crimes against humanity. But now the oppressors are at it again, ignoring the UN's compassionate pleas and keeping for themselves what belongs to all.
Well, our comrades at the Karl Marx Treatment Center do not have that problem. All our water belongs to the collective and is distributed equally to everyone according to their needs based on daily rations as determined by the doctors.
In addition, they have water-related recreational activities, such as, water the beets on the collective dirt patch, wash Commissarka Pinkie's feet, do the male nurses' laundry, dunk the comrades on a cucking stool, or waterboarding to cool off some unequal tempers.
Our doors are always open to new comrades, so sign up today!
