The People's Cube - Political Satire

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Comrades,

Although it is glorious that Bruce (I denounce myself, CAITLYN) Jenner has his (I denounce myself again, HER) reality show, does this not just bring up a typical problem? Doesn't Bruce's (denouncing myself a third time, Caitlyn's) reality show just mean that the rich get richer and the poor get poorer?

He (I mean she or they or whichever pronoun Bruce, I mean Caitlyn, wants to use these days - aw heck, I need to schedule myself for a shovel therapy appointment with Commissarka Pinkie) might be the new Trans People's Champion™, but what about ordinary people who aren't rich and famous?

Trans is the new fad and trumps even gay and lesbian now. And not everyone can afford the same kind of cosmetic mutilation surgery as our new Trans People's Champion™. So, shouldn't every trans person get a reality show? The digital cable tier is loaded with hundreds and hundreds of mostly trash music channels. Why can't every trans person get a reality show to be equal to the new Trans People's Champion™?

So here's what I would suggest: give each trans person an hour-long weekly show. Then, schedule 12 of them each day (affording one rerun in the off hours) per digital tier channel. Create as many channels as needed. Now, this costs money, of course. Well, naturally there is a solution: Tax The Rich™, of course. The rich can pay for the production and showing of trans reality shows to make up for the oppression™ they have shown to trans people since the beginning of time.

And let's not stop at transgender. Trans can mean anything. Say you are not athletic and are even uncoordinated. But you see yourself as a mega sports star. So, you are therefore a mega sports star trapped in an unathletic and uncoordinated body. And if major league teams don't let you on their team and pay you the big bucks, well naturally they are transphobic!

Let's say you see yourself as a rock star but you don't even make the audition for American Idol or some similar program because your singing ability stinks. Well, you are a rock star trapped in the body of someone who can't sing. They won't make you the winner of the show? They are transphobic!

Say you are a person who is balding but you don't see yourself that way. You are a person who is NOT balding trapped in the body of someone who is! And if people don't look at you the same way, then they are transphobic!

Any trans person needs their own reality show. It is a right! Down with the oppressors!

A special announcement has been made for the People's Collective™.

National Broadcast Network (NBC) has signed a contract with the Hillary Clinton ™ managed and George Soros funded Media Matters ™ to bring the true life story of former NAACP leader, Rachel Dolezal. The greenlit project was first offered as a reality show, but due to the upcoming election and the atmospheric changes in Los Angeles, it was changed to be an 8-part biopic miniseries of the struggles and life of the parental oppression that Mrs. Dolezal, America's first transracial woman, was forced grow up with, whilst the unsuspecting Child Protective Services workers were not aware of the suffering and mental anguish that Rachel endured. The show will be directed by Al-Jazeera America writer, Khaled A Beydoun, whom is an assistant professor of law at the Barry University Dwayne O Andreas School of Law.

The show currently titled, Child of one color, in her mind, born and raised by parents of another color that she chooses not to want to be associated with her, will use creatively configured home movies and other special documentation provided by the reverend Al Sharpton, the former Attorney General of the United States, Eric Holder, Mother Jones and the National Security Administration will bring confidence of the validity of this production.

The program is scheduled to be released January 2016, with showings in select theaters with a rebroadcast on ABC, CBS, NBC, Al- Jazeera America and the Cartoon Network on the following month.

All comrades will voluntarily attend this mandated extravaganza, with beet rations and warm shovel in hand.

Hail Hillary, the deserving and inevitable.

Be seeing you™

Could it be that reality shows exist simply because a "fantasy show" is a hard sell?

Trans is the latest craze. All hail trans. Trans, once relegated to obscurity, has thrust itself to the forefront of our consciousness. Though there were glimpses of trans greatness throughout our history, (think Trans-Am, which was featured on such shows as Knight-Rider, and even feature films such as Smokey and the Bandit) by such inspirations as Rupaul and Boy George, never has it been so widely accepted and encouraged. Yes comrades, the self-identification movement has come a long way. Denying a trans the opportunity to spread their ideas to ever broader segments of society would be tantamount to anti-transism. Together we can overcome the scourge of trans- phobia, by watching pro-trans shows which will lead us to find and embrace our inner-tranny, just as our current dear FLATUS has done.
HEIL HILLARY!

Trans America will fit the name for the reality show.

We are all trapped in something or other than our real selves due to capitalist conditioning. That's why we all deserve our own reality TV shows paid for by the capitalists.

Unless you're a capitalist trapped in a socialist system - then you deserve to die.

The issue is never the issue. The issue is always the revolution.

Comrades,

We at the collective's morgue are confused, but who isn't these days. If trans are in, why is Dear Leader, PBUH, banning trans fats?

I remain,
Dr. Chicago

I'm a global dictator trapped in the proceedings of a Kangaroo Kourt! I should be pronounced innocent on account of the discrimination and given my own reality show where I put on full display the glories of running a large economy into the ground in the interests of Fairness™ for The Children™. Texas will do nicely, to start with.

Have you ever wondered if this earth is another earths hell? If so, what level?