The People's Cube - Political Satire

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As Kommissar, author of Fatwas,
For Christmas I've issued this Fatwa
of Un-Christmas things
Progressives can sing
to prove Christmas Spirit is "nada."

However, I'm not a good singer
and so I've arranged for a ringer
whose face is so dour
he gives it more power:
Now hear Dingy Harry, the singer.

Christmas Fatwa:

Away is the danger, no cutting-off heads.
Jihadists are losing and Dubya's ahead.
The surge is succeeding with peace on the way,
but we as Progressives must not lose our way.

The voters are lowing, Progressives: "Awake!
and frighten the voters so crying they make.
How best can we scare them? Preposterous lies!
In 2006 we succeeded with lies."

We have to convince them the Christians are worse
than all the jihadist who scared them at first.
How best can we do this since Hollywood failed?
Let Bubba claim Dubya's by "Daddy" assailed!

Christmas Fatwa

Kommissar of Fatwas, has anyone told you how fetching you are with those bombs strapped on your chest? As it happens, I have some dogs that are good at fetching...
Great Stalin's Ghost! What in Hillary was I thinking? Forgive me Kommissar. I will have to return to my dacha to watch your video as that is frowned on in my current undisclosed location.

Awesome!! Grade "C" material (everyone get's "C's" because we are all equal). Someone should post it as a reply to one of GOMS "holiday" rants.

Help me comrades! I am sick! Sick I say! Have you any idea how many times I was forced to see "Merry Christmas" or some ghastly manger scene or other non-diverse displays while driving down a road bought and paid for by the State? Where was the separation of Church and State on the road? A ditch? I took note of every address that had such displays for my database of those to round up when the revolution is complete!