The People's Cube - Political Satire

In years past our Indigenous Amerikan Komrades were ensconced in the Most Favored Status™ they so richly deserved after AmeriKKKa committed genocide against them.

Then, something went egregiously wrong:

11 Native American Tribes, Including The Two Largest, Prohibit Gay Marriage

Komrades! It is apparent that our Indigenous Amerikan Komrades have abrogated their most favored status and must be liquidated. (Never mind that our original complaint in favor of our Indigenous Amerikan Komrades was that they were unfairly liquidated)...

Liquidated? Easy task. Outlaw gambling nationwide and most of them will kill themselves. The rest are old people who'll die in a few years or young people who'll easily be integrated into society anyway.

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:Liquidated? Easy task. Outlaw gambling nationwide and most of them will kill themselves. The rest are old people who'll die in a few years or young people who'll easily be integrated into society anyway.

Tovarisch Stielitz! What an absolutely imperial outstanding idea! Not only would that facilitate the liquidation of errant Indigenous AmeriKKKans but it would most obviously net many an ancient, blue haired KKKapitalist™ harridan who sit at the one armed bandits and enrich the errant Indigenous AmeriKKKans!

All Native American tribes must be subjected to mandatory viewing of Village People videos, remastered with the focus on their Native American member, with the purpose of establishing a permanent link in their minds between the Indian costume and the flamboyantly gay behavior.

Tovarisch Red Square!

...It takes a village, people!

Perhaps Elizabeth Warren should have a talk with her people. I'm sure she finds this bigoted stance completely unacceptable.