The People's Cube - Political Satire

Chelsea earns $3,120,000 per day

At $65,000 for a ten minute speech, she pulls down $390,000 per hour. Extend that to an eight hour day, and the Clinton Foundation gets $12.35 (after payoffs fees) after every full day of speeches.

The Rodham Clinton family is globally recognized for its clever fundraising and abilities in shrewd investment, like Whitewater.(Vince Foster remained unavailable for comment.)

Didn't anybody ever tell her she shouldn't make faces because it might freeze that way?

Does anyone really want to sit around for the next 4 years and watch this woman age? Would it not be bad enough to watch her mother, Killary, do so? What difference, at this point, does it make!?

What could she possibly have to contribute? She's done nothing on her own. Is it an infomercial where she tells tried and true family secrets on how to get rich and look like a philanthropist doing it?

OksanaTheTerrible wrote:What could she possibly have to contribute? She's done nothing on her own.

You've apparently forgotten her time a special correspondent for NBC, komrade. Brian Williams, the most trusted man in news, gave her the thumbs up about her ability to communicate and wow a audience.





She could talk minutes about her hard-hitting career at NBC and be just as riveting and engaging as she was during her time there.

She gets paid almost as much for it too.