The People's Cube - Political Satire

Let's play "what if Scott Walker, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, or Ben Carson said this."

Once Upon A Time, Bernie Sanders Blamed Cervical Cancer On Lack of Orgasms

Can you edit your link please? There are a few extra characters in the front. Also, I think that I have an idea of what might be said:



or this perhaps?

Tovarsch Oskana! Team Komrade Sanders has already covered this with a pat explanation that updates his past truths to The Kurrent Truth!™

"dumb attempt at dark satire in an alternative publication"

NPR: The Bernie Sanders 'Rape Fantasy' Essay, Explained

As the State Kontrolled Disinformation Kollektive has dutifully reported, it's merely "satire"…

Kommissar Uberdave wrote:Tovarsch Oskana! Team Komrade Sanders has already covered this with a pat explanation that updates his past truths to The Kurrent Truth!™

"dumb attempt at dark satire in an alternative publication"

NPR: The Bernie Sanders 'Rape Fantasy' Essay, Explained

As the State Kontrolled Disinformation Kollektive has dutifully reported, it's merely "satire"…

Satire indeed... the same way that Dr. Heathcliff "Huckster" Huxtable, played by comedian Bill Cosby, played all those satirical "practical jokes" on so many unsuspecting females.