The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades, it has become abundantly clear that now is the time for liberals to eliminate liberty. Let's face it, we can no longer let people hold Racist, Climate denying, Individualistic beliefs that terrorize and offend people.

We can no longer let people fly the confederate flag, display crosses on top of churches, or allow any other kinds of Free Hate Speech. We know better and we know how people should think and that isn't proper by any stretch of the imagination. We must have unity in the nation and that means unity of thought and action. We must eliminate thoughtcrime wherever it festers

Freedom is just a buzz word after all.

Since we know best, why should let people decide their own fate? Do they know enough to spend their money in the ‘right' places? Or should we spend it for them in Socialist Justice causes?

Our Dearest Leader has shown us the way:

"We cannot continue to rely on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives we've set. We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded." - Obama

It is time that we formally incorporate these Socialist Justice Warriors into a cohesive unit and fund they so they can do their good works tearing down flags and statues and ripping up history books.

We shall outfit them in brown shirts following inline with the saying ‘First Brown, then RED'

They will be the SJWs and they will lead the way stomping opposition to progress.

FORWARD!!

Comrade Šterpin wrote: Freedom is just a buzz word after all.

(Lev caterwauls happily like Janis while replacing tires on 140M3)

Freedom is just another word ...
for nothin' left to lose ...
nothing ... that's what Obama left me! ...
Feeling good was easy, Lord, when he gave Obamaphones,
Hey, feeling good ain't good enough for me, hmm hmm,
Good enough for me and Obama McGee.

(Now entering content-free zone)

La la la, la la la la, la la la, la la la la
La la la la la Obama McGee.
La la la la la, la la la la la
La la la la la, Obama McGee, la.

La La la, la la la la la la,
La La la la la la la la la, hey now Obama now Obama McGee yeah.
Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na na na na
Hey now Obama now, Obama McGee, yeah,

(Bridge: air wrench and hammering noises)

(Unfortunately resumes singing)

Hey hey, we're the liberals, and people say we yank ya around,
And we've enough PC, to shut anybody down,

And, Pammie can sing it better, in fact Captain Crap....tek could,
Nobody sings it, half as bad as me, where's that hunk of wood ...

Lev Termen wrote:

Comrade Šterpin wrote: Freedom is just a buzz word after all.

(Lev caterwauls happily like Janis while replacing tires on 140M3)

Freedom is just another word ...
for nothin' left to lose ...
nothing ... that's what Obama left me! ...
Feeling good was easy, Lord, when he gave Obamaphones,
Hey, feeling good ain't good enough for me, hmm hmm,
Good enough for me and Obama McGee.

(Now entering content-free zone)

La la la, la la la la, la la la, la la la la
La la la la la Obama McGee.
La la la la la, la la la la la
La la la la la, Obama McGee, la.

La La la, la la la la la la,
La La la la la la la la la, hey now Obama now Obama McGee yeah.
Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na na na na
Hey now Obama now, Obama McGee, yeah.

LTHTR!
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Okay, now I can answer coherently

LTHTR - Laughing Too Hard To Respond.

Lev Termen wrote:

Comrade Šterpin wrote: Freedom is just a buzz word after all.

(Lev caterwauls happily like Janis while replacing tires on 140M3)

Freedom is just another word ...
for nothin' left to lose ...
nothing ... that's what Obama left me! ...
Feeling good was easy, Lord, when he gave Obamaphones,
Hey, feeling good ain't good enough for me, hmm hmm,
Good enough for me and Obama McGee.

(Now entering content-free zone)

La la la, la la la la, la la la, la la la la
La la la la la Obama McGee.
La la la la la, la la la la la
La la la la la, Obama McGee, la.

La La la, la la la la la la,
La La la la la la la la la, hey now Obama now Obama McGee yeah.
Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na na na na
Hey now Obama now, Obama McGee, yeah,

(Bridge: air wrench and hammering noises)

(Unfortunately resumes singing)

Hey hey, we're the liberals, and people say we yank ya around,
And we've enough PC, to shut anybody down,

And, Pammie can sing it better, in fact Captain Crap....tek could,
Nobody sings it, half as bad as me, where's that hunk of wood ...

Comrade T - Did you find the key to the distilling room again, hmmm?

Key, hell! I found the spigot!

Just as the public service announcement says: buzzed driving is drunk driving. Similarly, buzz words like 'freedom' are drunk words for drunkards. Don't say them. Don't even think about them. Comrades don't let comrades say buzzwords. This has been a people's service announcement (not a suggestion).

Captain Craptek wrote:
Comrade T - Did you find the key to the distilling room again, hmmm?

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Crappy. I did and I let him in as a, i dunno, a courtesy thing?

Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring
Obama PhoOoOoOoooOoOooOooOnne. -hic-