The People's Cube - Political Satire

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Our Goddess,
Who shall be President,
Hillary be Thy name.
Thy Country Come,
Thy Executive orders Be Signed,
And enacted to create Progressive Heaven.
Give us this day our monthly Welfare Check,
And give us something to be mad about on social media,
As we toil endlessly sitting around singing the praises of Progressivism.
And lead us not into Kapitalism,
But deliver us some Pizza.

For the Country,
and the Presidency,
and the Power is Yours,
Now and for the next 8 Years.

I hope that my offering has helped in the coming of the second coming.

Comrade Stierlitz, It is to be known that the Ministry of Truth has allowed this devotion as official writ. This stanza has also been submitted to the Church of the Later-Week Bureaucrats to be included as Kapitalist penance and though crimes.

Hail Chillary, the inevitable and deserving

Be seeing you ™

Instead of the Rosary, we'll call it the Rodhary

There actually was Pope Saint Hilary, also known as Hilarus or Hilarius

https://catholicsaints.info/pope-saint-hilary/

Evil Smiley wrote:

Comrade, not only will I take your word for it, I refuse to examine any evidence that may or may not be in support of your position. Let the Party Line stand on its own merits.

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote: Comrade, not only will I take your word for it, I refuse to examine any evidence that may or may not be in support of your position. Let the Party Line stand on its own merits.

Ask Huma. Huma knows.