The People's Cube - Political Satire

SACRAMENTO, CA - Master Sergeant Bergdahl, a war hero who went up three ranks for his heroic deeds for being a POW under the Taliban, had a premonition after taking some tokes: "If all the US Senators can be traitors of their own country, why don't I join them?"

A few days after being forgiven for smoking weed every day, he gathered friends and supporters to get himself into the election. His plan to jump into the race is not without trouble since money is always an issue and Bowe doesn't seem to have enough to join the candidates. Allah willing, the Islamic State, Muslim Brotherhood, or even the Taliban will come through to fund his campaign and get him into a position with the government. He plans to run as a Democrat or join the third party if that does not fly.

Even though he has many challengers, the fact remains that he is the only POW in the group, which may help him to go through the elections with ease. Not only does he have the Muslim vote, but his anti-war stance will guarantee him the hippie vote as well. San Francisco and other sanctuary cities will give him the extra votes needed to win the election. It is a great plan for a great state.

Comrade Birddog has already selected his campaign flag!

He should run as a Republican, they could use another traitor.

At last, a true leader, a real American for us to vote for. Hope and Desert!

OksanaTheTerrible wrote:He should run as a Republican, they could use another traitor.

Truly diabolical Comradess Oksana! A veritable Manchurian Republican candidate... much like the congressional GOP leadership.

Konservative_Punk wrote:

OksanaTheTerrible wrote:He should run as a Republican, they could use another traitor.

Truly diabolical Comradess Oksana! A veritable Manchurian Republican candidate... much like the congressional GOP leadership.

That could be a hard sale due to the fact that Californians know Republicans are the enemy.