A pizzeria in NYC is under fire for creating a racist pizza. The pizza contains southern fried chicken, sea salted watermelon, argula and goats cheese and is called pic-a-nika.
The rich elitists pointed out that the only pizza more racist would be a chicken and waffle pizza with a grape drank crust.
8/15/2015, 4:33 am
Lev Termen
I bet it sells like (Aunt Jemima's racist) hotcakes.
8/15/2015, 6:25 am
Ivan the Stakhanovets
I'll bet it's round, like a basketball too.
Racists!
8/15/2015, 9:44 am
RedDiaperette
It was no doubt the arugula that tipped them off about the racism. After all, Dear Leader has on occasion spoken of his love for arugula.
8/15/2015, 1:43 pm
Soviet Mike Komsomolets
A Large Racist Pizza can do what a Black Man cannot
...feed a family.
8/16/2015, 3:04 am
Comrade Putout
. Soviet Mike... did you have some help with that last joke?! .
8/16/2015, 12:15 pm
Soviet Mike Komsomolets
Comrade Putout wrote:. Soviet Mike... did you have some help with that last joke?!
That's a Tuffy...
When it comes to racist pizza its not Michelle's first rodeo.
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8/16/2015, 1:10 pm
Pamalinsky
I recommend Watermelon juice! Just plop in some chunks of seedless watermelon into your blender, add some mint and voila a tasty, refreshing drink. Of course you are free to add a generous pint of Stoli if you wish. It's all up to you! That's the beauty of rationed vodka. It can be used in so many ways! I sometimes use it as a window cleaner, myself.
8/16/2015, 2:40 pm
Dr. Worddust
My saw doesn't have a racist bone in it's body, I clean it thoroughly after each Collective Mandated Limb Removal, THEN it's time for Pizza!
8/16/2015, 10:55 pm
Comrade Putout
. Mike - are you still coming over tonight?
If so... please pick up a Crappy pizza! .
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8/17/2015, 4:20 pm
Pamalinsky
How's about “Mystic Pizza.” Here's a pizza where the ingredients are unknown, thereby exempt from government regulation! There was a movie about this way back in the 80's that showed just how horrible lack of regulation can go.
Here it is:
8/17/2015, 5:36 pm
Captain Craptek
Comrade Putout wrote:. Mike - are you still coming over tonight?
If so... please pick up a Crappy pizza! .
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