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Award-winning inventor of the greatest fictional characters of our time, Steven Spielberg will "re-document" the Obama Legacy to conform to Current Truth™.

With High-Profile Help, Obama Plots Life After Presidency

Dear Leader (PBUH) has been consulting high-profile celebrities about what to do as a has-been in his post presidential years. High on the list of priorities is damage control ensuring a positive legacy. White House staffers state that "nobody is more creative objective than Spielberg!"

"The advisers said Mr. Spielberg was focused on helping to develop a “narrative” for Mr. Obama in the years after he leaves office."

I find this very strange. Why doesn't he just let his record speak for itself?

Why are these two phrases highlighted in my mind?

"Shailagh Murray, a senior adviser, oversees an effort inside the White House to keep attention on Mr. Obama's future and to ensure that his final 17 months in office, barring crises, serve as a glide path to his life as an ex-president. Mr. Obama's recent visit to a federal prison indicates, advisers say, a likely emphasis on criminal justice reform after he leaves office."

Dedhedvedev wrote:I find this very strange. Why doesn't he just let his record speak for itself?

I was thinking the very same thing, Comrade Dedhedvedev, until I realized there's a big difference between one's "record" and the "narrative" to describe it.

Dedhedvedev wrote:I find this very strange. Why doesn't he just let his record speak for itself?

Komrade Ded, I think he'd rather let revised history decide whether Dear Leader was a good or excellent Leader.

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:

Dedhedvedev wrote:I find this very strange. Why doesn't he just let his record speak for itself?

Komrade Ded, I think he'd rather let revised history decide whether Dear Leader was a good or excellent Leader.

Yes, you're right, Comrade Stierlitz, the narrative is everything!

Captain Craptek wrote: Mr. Obama's recent visit to a federal prison indicates, advisers say, a likely emphasis on criminal justice reform after he leaves office."

I think it is very important for presidents to visit federal prisons and embark on criminal justice reform. An ex-president never knows when that might come in handy.........

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: I think it is very important for presidents to visit federal prisons and embark on criminal justice reform. An ex-president never knows when that might come in handy.........

Criminal Justice Reform? Komrade Kapitan, here's my idea of CJR:

Communist, Socialist, Democrat, or Liberal? Released immediately and given a few thousand bucks for your trouble.

Republican, Conservative, or anything else other than the above? Firing Squad.

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:Republican, Conservative, or anything else other than the above? Firing Squad.

I feel that many conservatives would be willing to serve on a firing squad, as long as the subject of their attentions was deserving.

"So much to do, so many kulaks to do it to, and never enough time to do it all."

"...if I had a father, he'd look like Darth Vader...."

[color=#C0392B]Ivan the Stakhanovets[/color] was secretly trying to tell us something when he wrote: "...if I had a father, he'd look like Darth Vader...."

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Ivan is a little jealous of his new brother...
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Comrades,
Prez. Zero has set our cause back decades as the collective is beginning to awake with the Trump Donald. Perhaps Steven Spielberg should be dumped and the more fitting film Vanishing Point be applied to our recent historical record.