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HILLARY SAYS ‘WITH A CLOTH OR SOMETHING?' WHEN ASKED IF SHE WIPED SERVER

Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton responded to a question on whether she tried to wipe her server with “What, like with a cloth or something?” During a press conference on Tuesday.

In other news, Obama has wiped his teleprompter clean this morning with the same cloth, hoping it would help him to save his legacy and get away with a lot of stuff, too.

Here is the delivery agent with the wiping cloths:

She just can't win...

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Naah, she just used very expensive windshield wipers to protect her from......the wind! (unwitting political farts)

That is, of course, a metaphor for gov protectors who will let her piss on anything. They know she loves to do that, so will "comfort" her.

They hope to help her become "regular."

It's a war between public hygiene and dirty politics!

Huh. And here I thought it would have been toilet paper.

With Dear Leader's picture on it, of course.

Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote:Huh. And here I thought it would have been toilet paper.

With Dear Leader's picture on it, of course.

Well, that could work!

Here's more!

RNC Selling Hillary-branded 'Secret Server Wiper'

Well, I suppose she could make use of "moist towelettes." Just like hookers do. Easy, cheap, functional. Single use only. Could get pricey. Oh, well, what difference does it make? Those towelettes can, in fact, be used twice, if you just turn them over. A two-fer!

Pamalinsky wrote:

Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote:Huh. And here I thought it would have been toilet paper.

With Dear Leader's picture on it, of course.

Well, that could work!

Not only would it work, it looks so good it belongs in the Louvre!

Quoting the great squirrelly one . . . "I has a question."

Is it a sever wiping cloth, a severE wiping cloth or a seRver wiping cloth?

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Most excellent humor, Comradette Putout! Most excellent!

"No! That's not what I meant when I said flush the DNS!"

Comrade Putout wrote:.

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Komrade Putout, that box of server wipes has about the same dimensions as a box of tea bags. Does this mean that Hillary is actually a Tea Party plant intent on destroying the reputation of the Party? If not, does that mean that Hillary is British or asian and she forged a birth certificate to get into the race? I'm utterly confused.

Try and laugh this off you commie pinko rats:

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:

Pamalinsky wrote:

Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote:Huh. And here I thought it would have been toilet paper.

With Dear Leader's picture on it, of course.

Well, that could work!

Not only would it work, it looks so good it belongs in the Louvre!

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She did have her wiped server in the bathroom.

Well done, Putout. I just shared it to my tractor farm on the Facebook Collective.

El Presidente wrote:

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Comrades,
What would Rhett Butler say?

Comrade Scarlett: How do I look?
Comrade Rhett Butler: Awful. Just awful.
Comrade Scarlett: Why? What's the matter?

Anonymous FBI whistleblower leaks a picture of Hillary's bathroom email server.

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