The People's Cube - Political Satire

There is no greater lie than a lie that shackles the working classes to their oppressors criminally swindling them into their own slavery. The superstructure of the ruling class is built on the lie of bourgeois notions of freedom. But, a hungry man is not free. Therefore, there is no such thing!

The great Bernie Sanders is no-one's fool and he does not take fools lightly. Watch as the great Bernie Sanders refuses to even acknowledge the premises this ridiculous flunky of the ruling classes tries to bomb him with. All civilized people know that government is all-powerful and you have one fundamental right, the right to vote. All other "rights" are just bourgeois lies that lead to anarchy, capitalism, and war.

Thank you, great comrade Bernie Sanders!

Comrade Bernie Sanders, the People's Cube gives you our full support! We are with you! Only the Peoples' needs and will are the limits of government! Only the Party expresses the will of the People! Only strong communism expresses the will of the Party!

The People need you comrade Sanders. Come here to the People's Cube and endorse the only legitimate government there is. Strong communism!

We will make the people listen.

Here's People's Koolaid.

John Frum wrote:

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Here's People's Koolaid.

Huh. So SunnyD's the new Kool Aid? This will be duly noted.

I'm sure that SCOTUS will find the right to delegate non-existent rights somewhere in the penumbra of the Constitution. This is why we have a Supreme Court.

Bernie proves the old adage, "A socialist is a communist without a gun."

To be sure, the man with a gun is hiding right behind his back, and Bernie is trying his best not to reveal him. In order to do that, he has to perform some serious contortions and acrobatics, because he knows his political future depends on it.

Ultimately, the livelihood of any socialist politician depends on his ability to contort his language so as not to reveal the man with a gun behind his back.

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Have we ever established whose hand is up the Obama sock puppet?

(noted: Reggie Love is no longer on the "Presidential Staff"

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A socialist in the Oval Office? I thought we did that.

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Look at North Korea for example, where voting is not only a right but is mandatory. It is a glorious socialist land of free food, free healthcare, free housing, free entertainment, free transportation, and whatever else the State decides to provide. Of course, none of these things exist in the Worker's Paradise except for a select few, but it's better than having to pay for it, right?