The People's Cube - Political Satire

What we need, comrades, is to change the meaning of more words to accommodate our agenda. We've already successfully redefined "marriage" to mean anything that involves "love," which could also mean anything, particularly if it punctures and deflates the old meaning of love, loyalty, fidelity, or comity. As a result, "heterosexual marriage" is now defined as racist, sexist, intolerant union that stands in the way of true community, where everyone is exactly the same. Only when we recognize our sameness will society fully embrace true diversity. Peace and harmony will follow. Progs: 1, non-progs: 0.

In another example, Hillary Clinton redefined "dead broke." She described herself and Bill as "dead broke" after they left the White House, even though they were both alive and dripping with money. Great Stalin's Ghost! One might imagine they even had to sell off their underwear, depending of what the meaning of "underwear" is.

In the meantime, many of our prog brothers and sisters (as well as countless other non-gender-specific siblings) live on a fixed income. Seniors have to live on Social Security because their age makes them unemployable. Others, in their twenties, are both unemployed and have a staggering debt with no hope of paying off, at least at this juncture.

Cut to "over 93 million people in America not in the work force. No jobs. Unemployment at 6.3%." Meanwhile, Bill and Hill, after just a few years after being "dead broke," are worth about $80 million.

How did this happen? Well, it's easy, comrades. They just "fixed" their income.

That means the Clintons took favors for Hilary's imminent presidency. Having thus "fixed" her income, Hillary can now rightfully claim she knows what living on a "fixed income" is really all about.

We must learn from our betters.

It depends on your definition of "fixed." - B.J. Clinton

Our agenda requires that a whole bunch of words not only be redefined but become fluid in meaning thereafter. Just one more of the means in "by any means necessary." B/t/w, is there an up to date list of these many means?

Dedhedvedev wrote:It depends on your definition of "fixed." - B.J. Clinton

Our agenda requires that a whole bunch of words not only be redefined but fluid in meaning thereafter. Just one more of the means in "by any means necessary." B/t/w, is there an up to date list of these many means?

So help me Saul.

If the meaning of the "District of Candyland"(DC) is tampered with the wrath of Union armies will rain down among-st the fields of cotton, sorry beets, and the "Battle Hymn of the Republic" will once again flow across the Nation.

Long live tyrannical power to protect the masses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSiVjlknuSw

Is this how she solicited favors in advance of her inevitable presidency?

Red Square wrote:

Will she accept Das Kapital One? I got a buddy with a DKO card who might wanna get a piece o' that.

Hillary shows her gender fluidity by lustily admiring Christina Aguilera's cleavage.


Christina shows her appreciation for this admiration with a kiss.