9/23/2015, 10:04 pm
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WASHINGTON - President Xi Jinping will visit the UN council to ask for a lead role in Internet Control.
"There are many terrorists on the Internet whom we must control before they could cause further damage," President Jinping said, "The Internet produces too much freedom; we need to control the people, not teach them how to rebel against government control."
President Obama agreed with Chinese leader's statement by saying, "We have Republicans, Fox News, and Drudge Report making a muck of things. The worst of it all, the Internet creates Tea Parties and anti-abortionists."
Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton also lodged a complaint: "The 'free' Internet makes me look like a crook. I am not a crook."
Former presidential hopeful Al Gore stated simply, "I regret making the Internet."
Many UN members also agree that the Internet needs to be put under control, with Arab nations complaining that the Internet gives Muslims a bad name for various reasons.
"China is experienced in the practice of control,” President Jinping said. "We can handle it for everyone, helping to rid the world of embarrassments and negativity."
WASHINGTON - President Xi Jinping will visit the UN council to ask for a lead role in Internet Control.
"There are many terrorists on the Internet whom we must control before they could cause further damage," President Jinping said, "The Internet produces too much freedom; we need to control the people, not teach them how to rebel against government control."
President Obama agreed with Chinese leader's statement by saying, "We have Republicans, Fox News, and Drudge Report making a muck of things. The worst of it all, the Internet creates Tea Parties and anti-abortionists."
Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton also lodged a complaint: "The 'free' Internet makes me look like a crook. I am not a crook."
Former presidential hopeful Al Gore stated simply, "I regret making the Internet."
Many UN members also agree that the Internet needs to be put under control, with Arab nations complaining that the Internet gives Muslims a bad name for various reasons.
"China is experienced in the practice of control,” President Jinping said. "We can handle it for everyone, helping to rid the world of embarrassments and negativity."