The People's Cube - Political Satire

**9/30/2015, 3:30 pm**

Putin on the Ritz wrote:It is my understanding that the Mars Rover is now melting the Ice Caps on Mars. This environmental impact was directly caused by Man. Must we destroy the Universe?

https://www.theguardian.com/science/201 ... sity-rover

What could this mean for Pluto, which may or may not be composed entirely of ice? Stop the Madness!

**10/1/2015, 6:14 am**

Putin on the Ritz wrote:Must we destroy fundamentally transform the Universe?

There. Fixed it for you, comrade.

**10/1/2015, 9:33 am**

The dogs at my last gulag went to the veterinary clinic, they got "fixed" too...

**10/1/2015, 10:22 am**

I have heard that Mars has now been secured by the EPA as a government-owned wetland. Is this not wonderful, comrades?

**10/3/2015, 4:33 am**

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:The dogs at my last gulag went to the veterinary clinic, they got "fixed" too...

Dogs are better than heavy machinery because they only need to be fixed once.

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**10/3/2015, 6:17 pm**

Hey Rover, come over!
Will Putie come over?

The People's Cube - Political Satire

Rover causes man-made Global Warming on Mars