Since State Surveillance always increases safety by at least 65%, I propose that all bathrooms be fitted with high definition security cameras, studio microphones that record onto high-fidelity vinyl, fingerprint and retina sensors that must be actuated to open the main door to the bathroom, an RFID tag implanted into the
*downstairs region* that is read by RFID readers in all toilets, and stall doors that look like this:
As for the urinals, scrap them. They are a symbol of sexism, misogyny, male chauvinism, the patriarchy, and anti marxist-feminist blasphemy. And for those heathens who refuse to get rid of their beloved urinals, remove all the walls between them. That's a worse punishment than any gas chamber or firing squad.
There are jobs programs in a lot of towns and cities, healthcare is covered by Obamacare, Housing is covered by State and/or City/Local laws and programs, and bathrooms are everywhere and have regs on them in the form of ADA laws. There are already laws and regs for all 4 of these things mentioned in the Twitter message, and yet they're calling for more. I wonder why?
“You will be hollow. We shall squeeze you empty, and then we shall fill you with ourselves.” - Orwell's 1984
I don't care if you're transgendered or whatever the new terms are, but if you feel insulted because you're a guy that feels like a gal and you get caught in the ladies restroom with your Johnson hanging out, that isn't society's problem. It's yours.
Also, "a safe place to pee?" Is our society this barbaric, this degenerate, to be using such a word in an official government document? I mean, I hate the government as much as the next guy, but I do admire it for it's and expect it to have a very official tone and language choice. But, since this is public relations, maybe the blame is on the public and not the government. I wouldn't doubt it. I'm reminded of a verse from Cole Porter's
Anything Goes:
"Good authors too,
Who once knew better words,
now only use four-letter words writing prose,
Anything Goes."
I love writing. I love reading. Any perversion of the English language affects the quality of the writing that are written today, and the writings that are written today may be read 50, 100, even 200 years from now. Will we be presented as a high-tech, proper, civilized society, or a society that is over-sexualized (50 Shades of Grey), communicated in another language (Cell phone and internet abbreviations), and that was more focused on pleasures of the body instead of the mind? Instead of using this wondrous modern miracle of worldwide connection ala the internet for benevolent and well-thought purposes, we use it to kill and annoy each other and view and send each-other pornographic images, among other such misuses of this technology with so much potential.
It worries me to see us go from Edgar Allan Poe and Ambrose Bierce & Mozart Haydn and etc to E. L. James and "Lady Gaga" in relatively such a short time. There is so much beauty in the world; I hope language doesn't devolve to where it can't communicate it. There is so much beauty in music*, I hope that music doesn't devolve to computer-generated tones, marketing formulas, and electronic voices. There is so much beauty in life; I hope that it doesn't devolve to where the beauty can't be appreciated or even recognized.
"You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension." -Nikola Tesla
*- The first time I heard a recorded opera (I didn't even know what the title was), I didn't think I'd like it; It was so beautiful I felt like crying within the first few seconds.
Mystery item No. 2
Hide it back 