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10/8/2015, 5:05 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Putin spends his 63rd birthday playing hockey with NHL stars
Vladimir Putin took time out from bombing third world countries and whipped a team of NHL all-star players. Putin was passed the puck nine times. His first two shots on goal were blocked, and goalies were escorted outside and will never be seen again. A third string goalie was a skilled and intellectual player, who was otherwise occupied when Putin scored 7 goals, and never broke a sweat.
On the other hand...
10/8/2015, 5:12 pm
Konservative_Punk
I'm having trouble with my PeopleMath comrade. By my count, Putin scored Georgia, Crimea, Syria, Iraq, and Iran. Which of his other goals am I neglecting? And is there any truth to the rumor that he will use a Climate Change hockey stick to conquer the West?
10/8/2015, 5:36 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Konservative_Punk wrote: Which of his other goals am I neglecting?
10/8/2015, 6:40 pm
Comrade Stierlitz
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Konservative_Punk wrote: Which of his other goals am I neglecting?
Just one problem though:
And Dear Leader can get it up on his own. Putin has to use cement to get anywhere near that 1 1/2".
10/8/2015, 10:38 pm
Captain Craptek
10/9/2015, 7:25 am
KOOK
Putin Power Pucks Progressives:
Putin's Power-Play Pucked Pretenders Proffering Pliancy Per Progressive Philosophy Prescribing Propitiously Palliative Practices Pursuing Pugnacity Placation, Period.
Said Obama to Putin, "If you like your puck, you can keep it (in my goal)."
--KOOK
10/9/2015, 2:02 pm
Comrade Putout
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10/9/2015, 3:47 pm
Kelly Ivanovna/келя ивановна
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Konservative_Punk wrote: Which of his other goals am I neglecting?
Hmmmm.....that reminds me of something.....Oh, yeah!
How far we've come, Soviet friends, how far we've come.
10/9/2015, 6:31 pm
Comrade Stierlitz
Comrade Putout wrote:.
Yes I did Putin. Take one out and mix up a cup full of your cement. And you're right in saying that
Pussy is
Not
Guaranteed. But with you I'd say that it's a hopeless quest.
10/10/2015, 2:23 pm
Pamalinsky
Putin rides bear without a shirt. Oleander rides girl's bike with helmet.
Who's in charge here? You decide.
10/10/2015, 2:58 pm
Pamalinsky
Comrade Stierlitz wrote:Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Konservative_Punk wrote: Which of his other goals am I neglecting?
Just one problem though:
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And Dear Leader can get it up on his own. Putin has to use cement to get anywhere near that 1 1/2".
Here's a little helpful hint about “rulers.” It may appear to be a bit off-topic, but things are so blurred together these days, aren't they?:
