The People's Cube - Political Satire

**10/11/2015, 10:19 pm**

We need a Speaker, not another Squeaker. 'No' on rino Ryan

Rino Ryan plots with leftist lunatic member of Congress, Pattie Murray. What could Ryan possibly be saying to this nut that would be secret – unless he was working against us?

**10/11/2015, 10:22 pm**

A kajillion dittos, Comrade Fine!

**10/11/2015, 11:39 pm**

**10/12/2015, 12:23 am**

Ryan: as useful to democRats as Boehner?

**10/12/2015, 2:56 am**

If you loved Ryan for VP, you'll love him for Squeaker

**10/12/2015, 2:31 pm**

I hear they immediately put freshmen Senators and Congressmen through the GOPe Rinoizer™ as soon as they arrive in Washington D.C.

**10/12/2015, 2:40 pm**

Ryan has already been through it, Comrade Dedhedvedev, for 20 years!

I recall our late Father Prog Theocritus speaking of his "north forty" devoted solely for the purpose of getting people's minds right. He was the People's Impaler and meant every word he said.

Cuble him! (I just coined a new word based on Google!) Wow! Do it!

**10/12/2015, 3:27 pm**

Ave, duci nova! (similis duci seneca)

**10/12/2015, 3:54 pm**

The word went out the party needed someone as PoS. Ryan won the vote as the biggest Pos in town. It was then realized the need was for Position of Speaker.
The cat was already out of the bag.

**10/12/2015, 4:49 pm**

Lev Termen wrote:Ave, duci nova! (similis duci seneca)

Times change but humans don't.

**10/12/2015, 5:43 pm**

Comrade Craptek,

Sorry, I do not speak Gaelic.

**10/12/2015, 6:08 pm**

General Confusion wrote:Comrade Craptek,

Sorry, I do not speak Gaelic.

Yes. And, speaking of birds,
there's the Russian Palooski,
Whose headski is redski
and belly is blueski.

**10/12/2015, 6:52 pm**

Captain Craptek wrote:
General Confusion wrote:Comrade Craptek,

Sorry, I do not speak Gaelic.

Yes. And, speaking of birds,
there's the Russian Palooski,
Whose headski is redski
and belly is blueski.

And whose brain is kaputski! (Peloski)

**10/12/2015, 7:22 pm**

General Confusion wrote:Comrade Craptek,

Sorry, I do not speak Gaelic.

"Meet the new boss! (same as the old boss)"

**10/12/2015, 9:21 pm**

General Confusion wrote:Comrade Craptek,

Sorry, I do not speak Gaelic.

General,

I mis-confused your remark and my statement together and quoted the right wrong inkorrekt or inappropriate or quote(s) accordingly. I hope this clears everything up, hic.....

**10/12/2015, 9:25 pm**

Lev Termen wrote:
General Confusion wrote:Comrade Craptek,

Sorry, I do not speak Gaelic.

"Meet the new boss! (same as the old boss)"

I love that tune, Lev! I friggin LOVE it!

**10/12/2015, 9:40 pm**

Comrade Craptek,

As you know, we are quite magnanimous with our communication.

I will, however, have to report this incident.
Enjoy yourself while you can.

GC

**10/12/2015, 11:42 pm**

General Confusion wrote:Comrade Craptek,

As you know, we are quite magnanimous with our communication.

I will, however, have to report this incident.
Enjoy yourself while you can.

GC

I'm doing my best!

**10/12/2015, 11:58 pm**

Lev Termen wrote:Ave, duci nova! (similis duci seneca)

We won't get fooled, again!

**10/13/2015, 7:59 am**

Captain Craptek wrote:
Lev Termen wrote:Ave, duci nova! (similis duci seneca)

Times change but humans don't.

Horse hockey! We Progs can make humans into whatever or whoever we want them to be.

Easy peasy. Q.E.D.