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Speaker Boehner Pushes for Budget Deal Before Leaving House

According to my anonymous sources, Boehner is quoted as saying:

"Hey, man, it's been really righteous working with you.
We blew up the United States real good, didn't we? Ha! Ha!
Don't trouble yourself, though, I'm leaving you with my buddy, Paul Ryan.
He'll follow in my footsteps, just like I said. You don't have to worry about a thing.
You and I epitomize what working across the isle really means, which, of course, means you get everything!

I know it. You know it. Done deal!

Hey man, care to dance? Kiss me first.

I guess I'm down to my last cry."



LYRICS:
Published on Feb 20, 2014"One Last Cry"

My shattered dreams and broken heart
Are mending on the shelf
I saw you holding hands
Standing close to someone else
Now I sit all alone
Wishing all my feeling was gone

I gave my best to you, nothing for me to do
But have one last cry

One last cry, before I leave it all behind
I've gotta put you outta my mind this time
Stop living a lie
I guess I'm down to my last cry

I was here, you were there
Guess we never could agree
While the sun shines on you
I need some love to rain on me
Still I sit all alone
Wishing all my feeling was gone

Gotta get over you, nothing for me to do
But have one last cry

One last cry, before I leave it all behind
I've gotta put you outta my mind this time
Stop living a lie
I know I've gotta be strong
'Cause round me life goes on and on and on
And on

I'm gonna dry my eyes
Right after I made my

One last cry, One last cry before I leave it all behind
I've gotta put you outta my mind for the very last time
Been living a lie
I guess I'm down
I guess I'm down
I guess I'm down to my last cry


Edit: Added lyrics

This is what happens when people don't take proper care of their Boehner.

Perhaps the Boehner could be replaced by a Weiner.

Another song to add...

I think that comrade Boner Boehner's feelings are better summed up in this song:



Obviously, this is from Johnny's perspective. I'll spare you the lyrics for thread continuity and neatness.

The correct shorthand is Bo"ner. Saves time with all those foreign sounding names.

Hammer and Loupe wrote:Another song to add...

Here's a thought for you. Try taking responsibility for what you have done. I know, it's hard but, the truth will make you whole, and free. After doing this you might actually be able to free those you have betrayed, as well.

Does this matter to you?

Alas, that is the key question.

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:I think that comrade Boner Boehner's feelings are better summed up in this song:



Obviously, this is from Johnny's perspective. I'll spare you the lyrics for thread continuity and neatness.

Bwa,ha,ha,ha! So true, so twoo! Very neat!

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