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https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... edXNyG22CE

Exclusive: Audio recording of a not-broadcast hot-mic exchange between Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton during a debate break when Bernie told Hillary to "stop shouting" about "gun control" in response to which Hillary asserted the feminist view about guns and accused Bernie of being "sexist" to describe her assertions as "shouting." This exchange has led to a number of news reports* concerning whether Bernie is "sexist" or Hillary is "faking."

* Mediaite.com: Hillary Clinton's Sexism Attack On Bernie Sanders Isn't ‘Pathetic,' It's Genius

Observer.com: Hillary Clinton Falsely Calls Bernie Sanders a Sexist

After watching the video, study the official text of the verbal exchange.

Official Text of the hot-mic exchange between Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton regarding gun control and related subjects:

Sanders: Hillary, stop shouting about gun control ... next thing we'll be hearing from you is that you support "Campus Dildo Carry" a.k.a. #CocksNotGlocks a.k.a. Cocks Not Glocks."

Hillary: From my cold dead hand.

Bill Clinton (interrupting this exchange during the debate break): Cigar?

Hillary: Never. Women have to be given the tools they need. I'm obviously thinking about all kinds of positions but not nearly enough and this is a special treat for me. (vibrating sound) Oooooohhh!

Soon, the National Dildo Association (NDA) will eclipse the lobbying power of the National Rifle Association (NRA)

College students strap dildos to their bags in "Campus (Dildo) Carry" (a.k.a. "Cocks Not Glocks") protest against Texas law allowing students with "Concealed Carry" permits to carry guns on campus.
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Caption: Leader of protest says: "In the event of a crazed-shooter attack, I can quickly insert my dildo and at least know I'll die in orgasmic ecstasy."

Please take note, Comrade Ivan, that these law-abiding protestors intend to engage in the lawful use of dildos and NOT an unlawful, criminal use (such as using them as clubs) because each of them acquired their dildos after extensive Universal Background Checks and completion of NOW courses on dildo safety and lawful use. The next thing you know, the Right Wingers will be demanding Dildo Control.

UPDATE from Hillary Ready for 2016:



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Update: Hillary supports "Concealed Dildo Carry" Protests but says "It would be better to have an ObamaCare-provided orgasm-inducing implant more easily and quickly activated by an ObamAnhk Emergency Amulet."

take note of the fact that the protestor shown in the news report is engaging in "open carry" of her dildo. But her efforts would be more effective at dramatizing the danger of concealed-carry permits for guns if she were to change her method from open carry to concealed carry as recently demonstrated by a woman in Texas:



As depicted above, Texas police found a Smith & Wesson "Cock Not Glock" concealed in the vagina of a "Cocks Not Glocks" protestor in a campus protest at the University of Texas at Austin.





Regarding the #CocksNotGlocks (Cocks Not Glocks) a.k.a. Campus (Dildo) Carry founded by University of Texas alumna Jessica Jin, the newly formed NDA (National Dildo Association) urges all dildo carriers (both concealed carriers and open carriers) to take courses on dildo open carry, dildo concealed carry and, most important, dildo safety. See, for example, the following public service video by the NDA (whose members have things other than politicians in their pockets):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-xc6_G ... r_embedded

#CocksNotGlocks Cocks Not Glocks Campus (Dildo) Carry




The Texas Longhornies cheer Alumna Jessica Jin for Showing them how easy it is to conceal carry (dildo) on campus in their #CocksNotGlocks (Cocks Not Glocks) campaign against crazed shooters.



No CDC statistics have yet been developed on the extent to which publicity about female students on the campus conceal-carrying dildos may attract more crazed concealed-penis carriers to the campus, but in the interim, there are proposals to make the campus a "Penis Free Zone." When asked to comment on this campaign and proposals, Hillary Clinton said it involves "Hard Choices."

--KOOK

Was the hot mic moment when Hillary and Sanders sang as a duo?

Hammer and Loupe wrote:Was the hot mic moment when Hillary and Sanders sang as a duo?

Given that all high-visibility gun-control advocates recognize that people seeking protection merely need to rely upon professional protection, Hillary had been trying to learn to sing the "Paladin" theme until Paladin betrayed Progressive Truth by changing his tune:



--KOOK

Supporting the "Campus Dildo Carry" (a.k.a. #CocksNotGlocks) campus campaign for more gun control, Hillary Clinton as Spokeswomyn for the National Dildo Association (NDA) utters its famous slogan, "From My Cold, Dead Hand," as a symbol of the NDA battle against "Conceal Penis Carriers" on campus and against the National Rifle Association (NRA). In seeing this poster for the first time, Bill Clinton said, "I never knew Hillary had cold hands."

--KOOK

Campus Dildo Carry (#CampusDildoCarry a.k.a. #CocksNotGlocks) sparks cosmetic-surgery boom for plastic surgeons:



Headline:
Sharp rise in 'designer vagina' surgery 'to look good for "Campus Dildo Carry" in skin-tight yoga pants because #SexLivesMatter to #CocksNotGlocks.'

(Image above depicts pre-designer-vagina-surgery method of concealment)

Young women's desire for their "genital area" to "look good in skin-tight yoga pants (and swim wear) is fueling a huge rise in the number of them opting to have "designer vagina" surgery say plastic surgeons.

More young women than ever are choosing to undergo cosmetic surgery to make the outward appearance of their genitals more sexually attractive.

Labiaplasty is an operation performed on the labia majora -- the outer, larger vaginal lips -- to change the size or shape of the vagina to improve the appearance and visibility of its contours in the type of skin-tight yoga pants and swim suits most popular today.

Increasing this trend is a pro-gun-control "protest" movement on college campuses called "Campus Dildo Carry" a.k.a. "Cocks Not Glocks (#CampusDiildoCarry or #CocksNotGlocks) because "Sex Lives Matter" (#SexLivesMatter).

Just as standing-urinal-envy by womyn has fueled the rapid replacement of separate rest-rooms for males and females with unisex rest-rooms, feminists' envy of the ease of conceal-carry of penises by males has fueled Title IX funding of special classes for women on how to un-noticeably conceal-carry dildos while wearing tight yoga pants, which classes are taught by NDA-Certified* instructors trained by the avante guard feminist who conceal-carried a pistol in her vagina in an externally un-noticable manner

*NDA stands for "National Dildo Association," which hopes to ultimately eclipse the lobbying power of the NRA (National Rifle Association), which claims to educate the public on important differences between rifles and guns:



--KOOK