The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades, I have checked the People's Videos and did not see this fine feature, so I do hope this has not already been posted. I was doing some "research" if you will when I discovered the most wonderful game next to the People's Polo™, but this can be played inside which is especially important given the Climate Hope™ we will be seeing more and more of over the years.

As a bonus feature, I have also found video of our very own Chairman hard at "work" raising Hsu Bundles for the Empress.

Then we have the Chairman being grilled by insolent imperialists, but not to worry, the Chairman won the day as usual.

I HATE playing "Hungry Hungry Bolsheviks!" When I was a kid I always had to be the Uzbek.

I know what you mean, personally, there is nothing that I hate more when playing Communist Monopoly is to land on Chance.

How much for a government official? Is Chernobyl worth more than the Kremlin? It's good to know that Red Square is not for sale.

Thank you, Pupovich! This truly is the People's Cube video. Even though we didn't make it, a few adjustments in the records, a few executed class enemies, and a few strings pulled at YouTube will change the Truth to its proper version. For this we might hire president of Change & Hope Inc., B.H. Obama. Isn't this what CHANGE really means? If you don't like something in your history, vote for change - and the history will be rewritten? Expect a lot of history to be rewritten if the agent of change wins.

However I'm disappointed that they didn't mention Get Out of Gulag Card.

As always, I am pleased to have been of some service to the Glorious Progressive World of Next Tuesday.... and the extra Get Out the Gulag Card will no doubt come in handy one day.

I do wonder still about those video's purported to be of the Chairman, clearly there is a strong resemblance, but perhaps it is only an uncle?

That wasn't me, Pupovich. Party members do not have to testify before Congress - at least not when we have total control of Congress. Now who is up for a game of Communist Monopoly!? I'll bring the revolver!

It is good to see you this evening Chairman! You are looking well and as usual, a credit to the Party and the Empress. Since that was not you in those pictures, I see a need for me to track this individual down as he appears to have some significant contributions to be had. Er... as a side note, did you happen to see my "application" in the thread addressed to you? I really want this, I need this Chairman.

Yet more glorious video For the Children™!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNl7YodE2HE

What the <s>Hell</s> Global Warming was that about?

Why Premier, wasn't it clear that was a Glorious Bring a Pengu to Work Day in the Motherland?

What the hell did that accomplish? Why don't they just bring a camera and video tape an actual bring your child to work day? Why the messed up penguins? It was pointless! I don't get it!!!

Are you anti penguin Premier? Did you not enjoy the socialist message?

Betty: I'll bet you didn't like "Happy Feet" either.

I never saw "Happy Feet" and never will. I have no intention of seeing that movie because from all I could tell from the ads was that it's nothing but a big rave for freakin' penguins on acid. Every commercial I saw for it was just a bunch of penguins dancing, and when they weren't dancing, they were talking like a bunch of rappers trying to act cool for an MTV interview outside their whore houses.

I have to go with the Premier on that!

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Paper:
"I don't recall."
"It depends on what your definition of 'is' is."
"Define 'alone'"

I do hope that was not intended as a slap at the Empress' First Man?

That's "First Gentleman" Commissar.

-Mikhail

My pardons Comrade.... no doubt he was not or ever will be the Empress' first man.

Couldn't he just buy a party position and avoid the lawsuit entirely?

First Man....First gentleman.... These do not satisfy the mental image. Perhaps:

"Imperial Consort William"
or
"Grand Metrosexual"

Isn't Bill just a bit too "long in the tooth" and frumpy to be Grand Metrosexual now?

What other positions could he qualify for other than Imperial Concubine?

We certainly don't want to put him anywhere near any interns. Perhaps he could find a position at the UN?

What kind of "position"?

Missionary?

The mill vanes?