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11/16/2015, 10:56 pm
El Presidente
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Washington D.C. - The State Department announced today that President Obama's commitment to stand with our allies in the face of terror will begin immediately with the redeployment of folk singer James Taylor to France to once again serenade French officials with "You've Got a Friend."

The operation, dubbed "Fruits on the Ground," will take Kerry & Taylor around the globe and will demonstrate America's toughness and resolve in fighting global jihad.

Performance dates and locations to be determined by ISIS.


11/16/2015, 11:01 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
We have already established that all performances in France will be in the native Modern Standard Arabic, with French and German subtitles.


11/17/2015, 2:59 am
Red Walrus
El Presidente wrote:Washington D.C., November 15, 2015

The State Department announced today that President Obama's commitment to stand with our allies in the face of terror will begin immediately with the redeployment of folk singer James Taylor to France to once again serenade French officials with "You've Got a Friend".

The operation, dubbed "Fruits on the Ground", will take Kerry & Taylor around the globe and will demonstrate America's toughness and resolve in fighting global jihad.

Performance dates and locations are to be determined by ISIS.

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With special guest one night only.........

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11/17/2015, 10:13 pm
El Presidente


11/18/2015, 7:17 pm
Hammer and Loupe
I love their song, "Always Pick the Lowest Fruits".