The People's Cube - Political Satire

Can her experiment really tighten her up? Donate and find out! Please give as much money as you can to fellow progressive Zoe Stavri. Ms Stavri needs money to grow additional yeast to bake her one of a kind sourdough bread. Does this bread tighten her up...I'm not sure and I'm guessing it's not as easy as we may think....dealing with the mess she has down there.

So many haters out there tried to shut down Ms Stavri's health minded ingenuity with hate filled tweets such as: "You dirty dirty bitch go lob yourself into the Atlantic please." But the hate doesn't even phase her, she continues like nothing ever was said...like no one else exists except her. It's kind of amazing.

The charming girl is begging for help with her cause. After reviewing her situation, and as acting fiduciary for my parent's retirement savings, I cashed it out and wired most of it (after taxes) to the humble Zoe. My guess is Thanksgiving ™ won't be the same this year.

Indeed, a good thanksgiving stuffing with a nice serving of gravy goes a long way toward feeling filled!

I always need a nap afterwards.

I see your flirtations with Putout and co. have gotten you into the "kinky" clubs Komrade Walrus! And just so you know, this experiment won't get this woman any tighter. Unless she's using the inefficient cup method of extraction instead of the ultra-efficient Big Black Turkey Baster method of extraction, I'd vouch that it'd be like tossing a sausage down a stairwell.

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I'm probably not going to be eating bread for some time, we'll just leave it at that. But this is NOTHING compared to the "Blood" Pancakes that some other mental deficient did.

This gives new meaning to "cultural appropriation."

How 'bout some fresh toe jam on that sourdough biscuit, Comrade Walrus?

This bread is most kollektive. May we all enjoy some on a hot summer evening.

Like a large pizza, where everyone gets a piece?

Speaking of STD's, here ya go, Comrades. Tony Orlando says it all. So goes the cultural revolution! Forward!

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Many of you do not realize that Ivan runs The People's Bakery™!
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Pamalinsky wrote:Speaking of STD's, here ya go, Comrades. Tony Orlando says it all. So goes the cultural revolution! Forward!

I like this one better. Sounds more sentimental, and I have a decently sentimental heart:



And I always like to give a few historical tidbits throughout the day, especially those involving Revolutionary Brethren, so:

Comrade Putout wrote:.
Many of you do not realize that Ivan runs The People's Bakery™!
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How revolutionary! Only the rich can afford the premium bread (it's 25 cents for the standard vs 5.76 dollars for the premium)! We're secretly planting the rich with Revolutionary Juices that can be awakened later with a special code word, perhaps transmitted via mail or telephone.

I see this becoming A Thing.

Soon, you will be able to get bred bread with:

Monica Lewinski

Sandra Fluke

Lena Dunham

and OH GOD NO!! Not Hillary Clinton <gag> <retch>

[heading into the bathroom to puke]

I wonder if Bruce Caitlyn Jenner can make any of this bread?

Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote:I wonder if Bruce Caitlyn Jenner can make any of this bread?

Sure, if you offer enough dough to make it worthwhile.

So... why stop with bread?

Yeast is also used to make beer, you know.

"Bartender, I'll have a Lena Dunham Stout -- and a bucket to throw up in please..."

Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote:So... why stop with bread?

Yeast is also used to make beer, you know.

"Bartender, I'll have a Lena Dunham Stout -- and a bucket to throw up in please..."

Rim Shot!

Michelle Obama sings candida

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:

Pamalinsky wrote:Speaking of STD's, here ya go, Comrades. Tony Orlando says it all. So goes the cultural revolution! Forward!

I like this one better. Sounds more sentimental, and I have a decently sentimental heart:



And I always like to give a few historical tidbits throughout the day, especially those involving Revolutionary Brethren, so:

Good grief, Comrade Stierlitz!

I, a willing participant in our culture, do realize I am supporting pornography. I never knew that until your post.

In fact, the subject of "yeast, in whatever form" being the problem makes me puke.

In my entire 5-year tenure on The People's Cube™ I have never seen a post more gross than this. And, there have been some pretty gross ones.

Do a search for gross posts, they may have been deleted but, you can find them if you are really persistent.

Good luck!

https://nypost.com/2015/11/27/people-having-sex-with-horses-is-on-the-rise-in-switzerland/

Here's another to show how diversified we are! Aren't we tolerant?:

Pamalinsky wrote:https://nypost.com/2015/11/27/people-having-sex-with-horses-is-on-the-rise-in-switzerland/

Here's another to show how diversified we are! Aren't we tolerant?:

Hmmmm.....I wonder?

Comrade Craptek, there's a high likelihood the centaur is a gelding. Can they still do the thing without any joeys in the pouch?