The People's Cube - Political Satire

In light of the country of Turkey successfully shooting down a Russian jet, Dear Leader (PBUH) does not want to be seen "pardoning turkey" for Thanksgiving.

In his benevolence and infinite wisdom, His O'liness will use his pen and phone to quietly grant refugee status to a fully vetted turkey-American without regard to its sexual orientation, race, or its moderate Muslim beliefs.

Comrades, I found this on Instagram today. While I did not create this myself, one of our dear comrades did, and I thought you might enjoy it.

Here's another:

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Comrade Red Walrus,
Gag me with a spoon!

Michelle Obama turkey

Turkey warns Putin not to 'play with fire'--The 'war of words' escalated this week between certain NATO allies and Moscow over Turkey. While most of the west wanted to pardon Turkey, Russian President for Life Vladimir Putin demanded Turkey to be served up on a platter. Several came to Turkey's defense taking aim at Russians who were heavily armed and approaching too close for comfort.

Turkey brings up the NATO shield after a one hit wonder.