The People's Cube - Political Satire

How do we know we are truly overcoming class struggle and oppression? Is there ever a defining moment where oppression and guilt manufactured by glorious State public education through the progressive media finally wins?

Well, the new Emperor of Down Under, Kevin “EarWax” Rudd, has pioneered such a moment- the NATIONAL APOLOGY.


In this case, the long-awaited national apology is for the stolen generations of aboriginal children, an apology so wickedly refused by the previous dictator John Howard. As we now know, thanks to revisionist history, hundreds (possibly thousands, depending on the necessary level of guilt to be ascribed to the public) of aboriginal children were STOLEN from their families throughout the 20th century. The oppressive white Christian males involved were of the unforgiveable belief that these children would somehow be better off without the tribal torture, murder, pack rape and other rich, diverse cultural aspects of their native life.

The result was heartbreaking. These poor children, probably wailing in despair, were wrenched forcibly and probably violently, from their tribal homes and put into the care of white, western families with their evil bourgeois provisions of food, love and education and world view based on things other than rape, torture, neglect and abandonment.

It was therefore the duty of our progressive media to replace the word “removed” with “stolen”, then release publicly funded reports, documentaries and movies based on the revisionist history to truly empower the would-be oppressed with the status of victimhood. Despite those behind the reports being unable to prove that ANY of the Stolen Generation™ were removed for reasons other than abuse, rape, torture, and neglect, this glorious campaign of guilt has finally lead to success. Our newly elected, lipstick-wearing speechmaker Kevin Rudd declared that there will be an apology for the stolen generation. Huzzah!!


The only disappointment to this victory is that Oz-stray-yun PM Kevin 07 has stressed that there will be no compensation fund. This macho statement will no doubt stun progressive lawyers into not using the national court system to make billions of claims as they do every other day with everything else.

Can the the cultural elite in your struggling nation be enlisted to drive a massive, public guilt campaign with the goal of a NATIONAL APOLOGY for the ultimate glory of The Party? Rodney King? The Iraq War? The Vietnam War? Bombing of Dresden? The stolen generation of Jews forcibly removed from their warm, cozy, tribal concentration camps in 1945? Think of the massive redistribution of wealth to be gained from holding each US Marine accountable for the number of defenceless Iraqi children they shot and tortured and bombed.

Fight for your oppressed group's NATIONAL APOLOGY ™ now!

I forgot to add apology to my flow of oppression and guilt diagram. Apology is a wonderful thing. It manifests the guilt in the oppressor's minds and fills them with even more self-loathing. At the same time it convinces the oppressed that they are actually being oppressed, motivationg them to tear down the evil institutions of oppression to bring about hope and change.

YES WE CAN HOPE TO APOLOGIZE FOR CHANGE!

We also need to help our friends "Down Under" who under the tyranny of John Howard have been starved to the point of having to eat their own ear taters. While ear taters are yummy, it's no substitute for tofu Vegemite.

May Rudd give you HOPE and CHANGE in your tucker bag Beezelbob!

Beezelbob Brown wrote:Can the the cultural elite in your struggling nation be enlisted to drive a massive, public guilt campaign with the goal of a NATIONAL APOLOGY for the ultimate glory of The Party?

I'm happy to see you're at the very front of the revolutionary vanguard of Progressive thought, comrade Beezelbob!

Just this last Sunday the Seattle Times had a front page article on this very subject from the American perspective.

A Lesson In Healing (Indian Boarding Schools: Tribes confront a painful legacy)

The old Indian boarding schools are being blamed for every ill any American Indian has ever suffered:

At age 85, Williams bears witness to a dark and unfinished chapter in American history: the Indian boarding school era.

Increasingly, the damage from that early abuse, loneliness and lack of love is being seen as a major factor in ills that plague tribes today, passed from one generation to the next and manifesting in high rates of poverty, substance abuse, domestic violence, depression and suicide...

..."It's a miracle that native peoples have survived at all," said Abadian, the cultural-trauma expert. "It reflects their unbelievable resilience."

From reading the article it appears young American Indians were subjected to battlefield conditions similar to WWI trench warfare and, as a culture, have suffered from post traumatic stress ever since. Incredibly, a few found the experience to be good for them:

Some caution against asking elders to recall their boarding school years as it may trigger flashbacks, depression or even suicidal thoughts.

Others believe the era must be talked about for native people to grow strong.

And some former students insist the best years of their lives were spent in boarding schools, where they got three meals a day and met lifelong friends.

According to Abadian, those who did better often started at a later age, got to take part in some traditional activities and weren't entirely separated from their family and community.

And others — rejecting the victim label — turn the experience into a positive, saying "it was good discipline," or "I've been able to learn from it."

I wonder if what is going on in Australia is part of a bigger Party project?

All people should live like people did in the stone ages. That way everything will be easier for The Party™

The boarding school article is quite fascinating.

Then, a typical day consisted of lessons in the morning and manual labor in the afternoons. Punishment ranged from a lost privilege to being locked in a closet or beaten.
Parents who openly resisted giving up their children lost food rations or were jailed. Others hid their children or denied being Indian, though some willingly sent their children to the schools to get an education or escape poverty.
Contact with families often was limited to summertime. And even then, some students were sent off to local people's homes to learn how to be civilized — that is, to be maids or farmhands.

This reads like a manual of what the party intends to do with those Konservatives once the glorious revolution of Madam Hillary is complete. After McCain the Usurper throws open the gates we will be able to realize glorius socialism. That is if McCain is able to be more subtle about his plan than he has been. He is so giddy now that his revenge on George Bu$hyMcHitler is nearly fulfilled, that some konservatives, rubes that they are, might be on to him.

Rik

Margaret wrote:I'm happy to see you're at the very front of the revolutionary vanguard of Progressive thought, comrade Beezelbob!

Just this last Sunday the Seattle Times had a front page article on this very subject from the American perspective.

A Lesson In Healing (Indian Boarding Schools: Tribes confront a painful legacy)

I wonder if what is going on in Australia is part of a bigger Party project?

SNAP Comrade Margaret! Thank you for this piece of information. Although I'm not at all surprised to see a story from Amerikkka which fully mirrors our horrid treatment of native Australian indigenous coloured Aboriginal Arnhem land peoples, given that the awful hideousness of white imperialism is a global problem.

I was particularly appalled by this:

...Watching children get strapped for speaking their native language.
"I got to know that strap," she said. "Everybody knew what that strap was for, hanging inside the door."

..because during the 20th century there is absolutely no record of white children ever getting strapped at a school, ever.

Beez

Beezelbob Brown wrote: ..because during the 20th century there is absolutely no record of white children ever getting strapped at a school, ever.

And I know students who <s>have</s> don't have the scars to prove it.

Kommissar Vodkov wrote:I forgot to add apology to my flow of oppression and guilt diagram. ...it convinces the oppressed that they are actually being oppressed, motivating them to tear down the evil institutions of oppression to bring about hope and change.

Precisely, Comrade Vodkov, and I forgot to acknowledge your excellent flow of guilt diagram (Kurgmann would be proud) on my post since they are related. Empowering the oppressed with the feeling of oppression is vital to motivate them. Speaking of which...

My only criticism, if I may be so bold as to postulate from all the way down under here, you didn't include in your diagram our idealogical brothers from The Religion of Peace. I fear they might be rightly outraged at the lack of inclusion and therefore be empowered to rightfully express their disenfranchisement through a rightful campaign of killing, burning, looting, sacking, raping....

...etc...


Beez