The People's Cube - Political Satire

While visiting the mayor of Boston, Hillary Clinton has another 'brain event'

Finally, a shovel-ready job. Any volunteers?

Comrades,
There are not enough available big shovels for manual labor, perhaps we should consider an earth mover, or caterpillar type vehicle.

For Sale: 1947 Pantsuit Purple Hillary. Cherry! Low mileage. Runs great. No rust. No leaks. Brand new No Ways Tired ™ tires. Runs only on ethanol. $2 obo.

General Confusion wrote:
Comrades,
There are not enough available big shovels for manual labor, perhaps we should consider an earth mover, or caterpillar type vehicle.

Let's just go for the Front Loader and be done with it! Hillary loads such loads with each speaking engagement. It's an embarrassment to actual Front Loader guys who know how to operate these awesome machines.

Front Loaders=In your face liars!
Earth Movers=Those faking their orgasms. ("Oh baby, move my earth!")
Bulldozers=Bullies claiming that they know something when they actually are sleeping.

In this case, "confused" is a buzzword for overindulgence in adult beverages.