12/7/2015, 5:45 pm
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Reminiscent of Richard Nixon's "I am not a crook" statement, President Obama's "I am not insane" address to the nation was meant primarily to reassure Americans that he is not, in fact, insane.
The President delivered his "I am not insane" speech days after his prior inadequate address to the nation had failed to calm the country's fears of the terror threat, but instead had caused many Americans to doubt President Obama's ability to distinguish between fantasy and reality.
"I was watching him speak when it finally hit home that Barack Obama isn't simply wrong about everything, but he is actually incapable of distinguishing reality from what he wants to be true," said one area woman after watching the President's address to the nation. "This man needs help and we need a real president. It is seriously dangerous to have someone who is not sane run the White House."
It was after the White House research team discovered that this woman's words expressed the feelings of the overwhelming majority of Americans that President Obama delivered his second address to the nation from the Oval Office, titled "I am not insane."
In his speech, Mr. Obama tried to reassure the nation that he is not insane and blamed this unfortunate misconception on George W. Bush, Republicans, climate change, and bad advisers who are completely, utterly, and certifiably out of their minds.
While most TV channels declined to broadcast this Obama's speech, the transcript is available at www.WhiteHouse.gov.
Reminiscent of Richard Nixon's "I am not a crook" statement, President Obama's "I am not insane" address to the nation was meant primarily to reassure Americans that he is not, in fact, insane.
The President delivered his "I am not insane" speech days after his prior inadequate address to the nation had failed to calm the country's fears of the terror threat, but instead had caused many Americans to doubt President Obama's ability to distinguish between fantasy and reality.
"I was watching him speak when it finally hit home that Barack Obama isn't simply wrong about everything, but he is actually incapable of distinguishing reality from what he wants to be true," said one area woman after watching the President's address to the nation. "This man needs help and we need a real president. It is seriously dangerous to have someone who is not sane run the White House."
It was after the White House research team discovered that this woman's words expressed the feelings of the overwhelming majority of Americans that President Obama delivered his second address to the nation from the Oval Office, titled "I am not insane."
In his speech, Mr. Obama tried to reassure the nation that he is not insane and blamed this unfortunate misconception on George W. Bush, Republicans, climate change, and bad advisers who are completely, utterly, and certifiably out of their minds.
While most TV channels declined to broadcast this Obama's speech, the transcript is available at www.WhiteHouse.gov.


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