12/26/2015, 8:32 pm
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Before adjourning for Christmas, Congress voted unanimously to recognize August 13th as National Left-Handers Day. The day has been unofficially celebrated by the National Left Hander's Club since 1996 and is also observed by several progressive evangelical denominations as the Feast of Leftus.
At a hastily convened news conference, Club spokesperson Ian Radburn hailed the vote as a symbolic but significant first step in raising awareness of Right Privilege, the difficulties and inconveniences of living in a right-handed world, and coming of age in a right-dominant culture and society.
Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell said, “The stars are now aligned to include crimes against left-handed persons in federal hate-crimes legislation. Left-Handed persons constitute an estimated 7-10 percent of the world's population. If this doesn't qualify them for minority/victim status, what does? This is the next logical step in our quest for universal social justice. This Congress will not rest until every aggrieved group and subgroup gets its due.”
Prominent left-handers were quick to praise the action. Barack Obama, a left-hander, praised the vote as a long time in coming. “As a biracial, androgynous left-hander, I suffered egregious torment growing up in a white, sexually-confident, right-dominant world.” He ordered that only the left-wing of the White House be illuminated for the indefinite future.
Former Los Angeles Dodgers great, Sandy Koufax, tearfully recalled the injustices suffered as a left-handed child. He vowed from an early age, he said, to use his left hand as a scourge against right-handed people. He went on to strike out over 2,500 right-handed batters during his ten-year career. He tearfully quoted passages from the biography of his childhood hero, the late pitcher Lefty Groves. In Growing Up Lefty, Groves chronicled the pain and torment of being a left-handed child, writing, “I lost count at an early age of how many times I cried myself to sleep for having been born left-handed.”
Radburn called the crusade against the injustices suffered by left-handed people as the last frontier in the battle for social justice. “Between seven and ten percent of the world's population is estimated to be left-handed. Yet, right-handed people get over 90% of the jobs, and over 90% of college admissions. This is the 21st Century, yet our right-dominant capitalist economic system has never produced a left-handed hammer, a left-handed saw, or a left-handed cell-phone. We still eat with right-handed kitchen utensils. We still labor in the kitchen with right-handed stoves, right-handed toasters, and right-handed can openers."
"Our society has made huge inroads in the struggle against crimes of race, gender, and sexual orientation. Such crimes are now officially recognized as hate crimes. Yet, the injustices suffered by left-handed people go largely unacknowledged and unaddressed. We will not stand down until crimes against the manually-different are included in hate-crimes legislation," said Radburn.
As late as 2001, left-handedness was still designated by the American Psychiatric Association as a mental disorder. Parents of left-handed children often demanded shock therapy as a treatment for their left-handed offspring. In 2002, in response to numerous lawsuits by the Club and affiliated groups, the Association dropped left-handedness from its list of treatable disorders and permanently banned shock treatment for left-handedness.
Parents once resorted to numerous backward, cruel, and physically painful methods of home-treatment such as tying their children's left arms behind their backs or attaching heavy weights or stones to their left arms. Under the proposed hate-crimes legislation, parents and guardians guilty of such practices would face stiff fines and penalties.
Like so many social movements of the last half-century, the Left-Handed Movement has taken root on our college and university campuses. Several now have forbidden the use of the term “lefty” to refer to left-handers. A few have designated it as hate-speech.
The Charter of the Left-Handers Club calls the L-word “a divisive and hateful construct of right-handed superiority and privilege.” Several colleges now forbid athletic coaches from using the word “southpaw” in reference to left-handed athletes. Some are considering the establishment of left-handed safe zones.
“The speed of justice is slow, yet sure,” said Radburn. “The Club will mobilize and organize and agitate until we have eliminated the last vestiges of manual discrimination.”
In closing, Radburn announced that former Beatle Paul McCartney, left-handed since birth, has promised to donate 10% of the proceeds from his ongoing tour to the Left-Handers Club. In his message to the Club, McCartney wrote, “You have no idea how difficult it was being a left-handed guitarist. I was constantly ridiculed, even after Sgt. Pepper, and it is all but impossible to buy left-handed guitars. I have to have them specially made.”
Before adjourning for Christmas, Congress voted unanimously to recognize August 13th as National Left-Handers Day. The day has been unofficially celebrated by the National Left Hander's Club since 1996 and is also observed by several progressive evangelical denominations as the Feast of Leftus.
At a hastily convened news conference, Club spokesperson Ian Radburn hailed the vote as a symbolic but significant first step in raising awareness of Right Privilege, the difficulties and inconveniences of living in a right-handed world, and coming of age in a right-dominant culture and society.
Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell said, “The stars are now aligned to include crimes against left-handed persons in federal hate-crimes legislation. Left-Handed persons constitute an estimated 7-10 percent of the world's population. If this doesn't qualify them for minority/victim status, what does? This is the next logical step in our quest for universal social justice. This Congress will not rest until every aggrieved group and subgroup gets its due.”
Prominent left-handers were quick to praise the action. Barack Obama, a left-hander, praised the vote as a long time in coming. “As a biracial, androgynous left-hander, I suffered egregious torment growing up in a white, sexually-confident, right-dominant world.” He ordered that only the left-wing of the White House be illuminated for the indefinite future.
Former Los Angeles Dodgers great, Sandy Koufax, tearfully recalled the injustices suffered as a left-handed child. He vowed from an early age, he said, to use his left hand as a scourge against right-handed people. He went on to strike out over 2,500 right-handed batters during his ten-year career. He tearfully quoted passages from the biography of his childhood hero, the late pitcher Lefty Groves. In Growing Up Lefty, Groves chronicled the pain and torment of being a left-handed child, writing, “I lost count at an early age of how many times I cried myself to sleep for having been born left-handed.”
Radburn called the crusade against the injustices suffered by left-handed people as the last frontier in the battle for social justice. “Between seven and ten percent of the world's population is estimated to be left-handed. Yet, right-handed people get over 90% of the jobs, and over 90% of college admissions. This is the 21st Century, yet our right-dominant capitalist economic system has never produced a left-handed hammer, a left-handed saw, or a left-handed cell-phone. We still eat with right-handed kitchen utensils. We still labor in the kitchen with right-handed stoves, right-handed toasters, and right-handed can openers."
"Our society has made huge inroads in the struggle against crimes of race, gender, and sexual orientation. Such crimes are now officially recognized as hate crimes. Yet, the injustices suffered by left-handed people go largely unacknowledged and unaddressed. We will not stand down until crimes against the manually-different are included in hate-crimes legislation," said Radburn.
As late as 2001, left-handedness was still designated by the American Psychiatric Association as a mental disorder. Parents of left-handed children often demanded shock therapy as a treatment for their left-handed offspring. In 2002, in response to numerous lawsuits by the Club and affiliated groups, the Association dropped left-handedness from its list of treatable disorders and permanently banned shock treatment for left-handedness.
Parents once resorted to numerous backward, cruel, and physically painful methods of home-treatment such as tying their children's left arms behind their backs or attaching heavy weights or stones to their left arms. Under the proposed hate-crimes legislation, parents and guardians guilty of such practices would face stiff fines and penalties.
Like so many social movements of the last half-century, the Left-Handed Movement has taken root on our college and university campuses. Several now have forbidden the use of the term “lefty” to refer to left-handers. A few have designated it as hate-speech.
The Charter of the Left-Handers Club calls the L-word “a divisive and hateful construct of right-handed superiority and privilege.” Several colleges now forbid athletic coaches from using the word “southpaw” in reference to left-handed athletes. Some are considering the establishment of left-handed safe zones.
“The speed of justice is slow, yet sure,” said Radburn. “The Club will mobilize and organize and agitate until we have eliminated the last vestiges of manual discrimination.”
In closing, Radburn announced that former Beatle Paul McCartney, left-handed since birth, has promised to donate 10% of the proceeds from his ongoing tour to the Left-Handers Club. In his message to the Club, McCartney wrote, “You have no idea how difficult it was being a left-handed guitarist. I was constantly ridiculed, even after Sgt. Pepper, and it is all but impossible to buy left-handed guitars. I have to have them specially made.”
