The People's Cube - Political Satire

In an article today, The New York Times (the official paper of Imams everywhere) explains why suicide bombers do what they do. A quote:

LEEDS, England, July 15 - At Beeston's Cross Flats Park, in the center of this now embattled town, Sanjay Dutt and his friends grappled Friday with why their friend Kakey, better known to the world as Shehzad Tanweer, had decided to become a suicide bomber.

"He was sick of it all, all the injustice and the way the world is going about it," Mr. Dutt, 22, said. "Why, for example, don't they ever take a moment of silence for all the Iraqi kids who die?"

Of course! It is clear that the evil Bush is forcing muslims to car-bomb children, as they did earlier this week killing 24 "candy hogs." After Bush forces Muslims to kill Muslim children, NOBODY HOLDS BUSH ACCOUNTABLE! WHERE IS THE MOMENT OF SILENCE!

Clearly, this is all the fault of the West! They started all of this! We say UNTIL YOU STOP MAKING MUSLIMS BLOW UP CHILDREN, CHILDREN WILL CONTINUE TO BE BLOWN UP AND WITHOUT A MOMENT OF SILENCE THE CYCLE WILL CONTINUE!

I'm just sayin' is all!

Actually, many of the suicide bombers have been mentally disabled people who were forced to do it against their will.

Kommissar Betty wrote:Actually, many of the suicide bombers have been mentally disabled people who were forced to do it against their will.

They also are often young people who are brain-washed into thinking that they must do it to goto heaven.