1/13/2016, 5:47 pm
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The toiling workers and peasants of the American Union marked the historic 7th Obama government year with new successes in economic development and unparalleled advancement of the people's well-being and cultural awareness. It was the most audacious, revolutionary year of my auspicious, historic presidency.
Guided solely by the Party and its beloved leadership, America has become ideologically pure and organizationally integrated, with the leader as its one and only center. We have largely overcome factionalism and opportunistic ideological trends of all hues. My only regret is that there still remain isolated hotbeds of Republican resistance, who are doing tremendous harm to the unity of the revolutionary ranks.
This is one more reason why the American workers, peasants, and unwashed toiling intelligentsia must continue their selfless, historic struggle to achieve the single-hearted unity of the nation centered on the leader, by carrying out, without an inch of deflection, the lines and policies put forward by the leader.
Our enemies continue to spread lies, saying that Obama came to America to work the issues Americans just couldn't care less about. This is not true. What can be more important to American workers and peasants than gay marriage, global warming, war on women, and bringing more Muslims into this country? Enthusiastic support from American toiling masses has allowed me to make America a global leader in all of these areas.
And in the last year of my presidency, it is my will and determination to turn America into an economic giant and a civilized nation at the earliest date possible. Under my wise leadership, vast networks of roadways will crisscross America for the enjoyment of all. Automobiles will no longer be just the playthings of the idle rich, but will be there for everyone. And before this year is over, public schools will be available for free to every child in every corner of America.
Next, our plan is to start developing all the cultural sectors including sports, literature, film-making, and popular music as appropriate to a civilized nation, to open up a new heyday of civilization in the 21st century. Already, as a result of the people's heroic struggle and the Party's caring leadership, films produced by studios in Hollywood, California, are gaining international recognition. But there's more! Songs performed by American workers and peasants can be found at the top of global music charts and are being downloaded in record numbers by international listening masses.
All economic indicators are also up. Due to our careful central planning, we have completely eliminated unemployment. The population of workers out of the workforce has gone down from astronomical ten million to merely ninety-three million. The miraculous success of ObamaCare is also born of the heroic and selfless struggle of our people, who turned out in the general offensive for their country's healthcare. The costs of healthcare for the workers are now dramatically down from the previous annual 2.3 trillion to only 4.1 trillion today, and are projected to go down more further faster!
On the international front, America's standing in the world is the best it has been in decades. Worldwide polls show that the liking and respect for this great nation has risen from a meager 62% before I took office to a whopping 7% today - a magnificently dramatic increase by any measure. Make no mistake: this new respect for America is the result of selfless, devoted efforts of the Party and its leaders to struggle for the victory of world peace, which has brought us global stability the world has never seen.
Domestic peace, too, has been greatly advanced. Again, the numbers inspire full confidence in the final victory over our enemies. Only victory and glory is in store for those advancing under my leadership.
In sum, the State of the Union is stronger than ever and you have every reason to be optimistic and proud of the wise central planning and guidance of me, who has made this nation the most prosperous and powerful on this planet.
You may stand, clap, and thank me now.
The toiling workers and peasants of the American Union marked the historic 7th Obama government year with new successes in economic development and unparalleled advancement of the people's well-being and cultural awareness. It was the most audacious, revolutionary year of my auspicious, historic presidency.
Guided solely by the Party and its beloved leadership, America has become ideologically pure and organizationally integrated, with the leader as its one and only center. We have largely overcome factionalism and opportunistic ideological trends of all hues. My only regret is that there still remain isolated hotbeds of Republican resistance, who are doing tremendous harm to the unity of the revolutionary ranks.
This is one more reason why the American workers, peasants, and unwashed toiling intelligentsia must continue their selfless, historic struggle to achieve the single-hearted unity of the nation centered on the leader, by carrying out, without an inch of deflection, the lines and policies put forward by the leader.
Our enemies continue to spread lies, saying that Obama came to America to work the issues Americans just couldn't care less about. This is not true. What can be more important to American workers and peasants than gay marriage, global warming, war on women, and bringing more Muslims into this country? Enthusiastic support from American toiling masses has allowed me to make America a global leader in all of these areas.
And in the last year of my presidency, it is my will and determination to turn America into an economic giant and a civilized nation at the earliest date possible. Under my wise leadership, vast networks of roadways will crisscross America for the enjoyment of all. Automobiles will no longer be just the playthings of the idle rich, but will be there for everyone. And before this year is over, public schools will be available for free to every child in every corner of America.
Next, our plan is to start developing all the cultural sectors including sports, literature, film-making, and popular music as appropriate to a civilized nation, to open up a new heyday of civilization in the 21st century. Already, as a result of the people's heroic struggle and the Party's caring leadership, films produced by studios in Hollywood, California, are gaining international recognition. But there's more! Songs performed by American workers and peasants can be found at the top of global music charts and are being downloaded in record numbers by international listening masses.
All economic indicators are also up. Due to our careful central planning, we have completely eliminated unemployment. The population of workers out of the workforce has gone down from astronomical ten million to merely ninety-three million. The miraculous success of ObamaCare is also born of the heroic and selfless struggle of our people, who turned out in the general offensive for their country's healthcare. The costs of healthcare for the workers are now dramatically down from the previous annual 2.3 trillion to only 4.1 trillion today, and are projected to go down more further faster!
On the international front, America's standing in the world is the best it has been in decades. Worldwide polls show that the liking and respect for this great nation has risen from a meager 62% before I took office to a whopping 7% today - a magnificently dramatic increase by any measure. Make no mistake: this new respect for America is the result of selfless, devoted efforts of the Party and its leaders to struggle for the victory of world peace, which has brought us global stability the world has never seen.
Domestic peace, too, has been greatly advanced. Again, the numbers inspire full confidence in the final victory over our enemies. Only victory and glory is in store for those advancing under my leadership.
In sum, the State of the Union is stronger than ever and you have every reason to be optimistic and proud of the wise central planning and guidance of me, who has made this nation the most prosperous and powerful on this planet.
You may stand, clap, and thank me now.
