1/18/2016, 2:36 pm
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Comrades, I am very confused here.
I thought the beauty and glory of the Party™ and the state-run media was a Current Truth which we could all believe equally. So, Dear Leader, in his final, historic, glorious, stupidendous teleprompter read State of the Union speech pointed out how glorious his reign has been. He has cited the Progress™ of the country since those horrible dark days of the Bushitler.
Indeed, after seven years of glorious Dear Leader's fine stewardship of this country, there is no unemployment (what's 94 million people of working age not working?), the world greatly respects us (like when Iran took our sailors), we have been healed because we elected our historic First Black President™ (who stirs the pot and race baits at every chance he can), nobody wants for anything, there is a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow flag for homosexuals who sue Christians over idiotic reasons, everyone is getting free universal high quality health care that costs them the same as leasing an expensive car and carries a $6,000 deductible which includes free abortions (with the added benefit of the baby's parts being sold for "research" and profit for the abortion business) and free sex changes so you can experiment with any of the 50+ genders that FascistBook says are possible, and we live in an era of lollipop forests and everything else from the game Candy Land.
So then another candidate running for our party's nomination to succeed the greatest leader in world history named Comrade Bernie spouts all this doom and gloom. He claims people don't have jobs, that the big corporations are taking money from everyone, that there is political corruption everywhere, that people are hurting, that families are suffering, and that there are just so many problems that he needs to fix.
Comrades, this would work if we had a rethug president right now. But we have the greatest mind in the history of the world running things. There are NO problems according to the Current Truth. Just review Dear Leader's historic, glorious final SOTU where he properly congratulated himself for solving every problem known to man. So why is Bernie stirring the pot?
We can't say that this is the fault of the racist, hate-filled RethugiKKKan Congress that doesn't like Dear Leader only because he is the historic First Black President™. No, Dear Leader has a mighty Pen and Phone™ that allows him to get around rethugiKKKan obstructionism and hate. His glorious soaring rhetoric (teleprompter reads) also solve the world's problems through the sound therapy created by the sound of Dear Leader's most glorious voice.
So, I don't understand why the Party does not deliver a consistent message. Can't we all be on the same page?
Bernie should simply tow the Party Line and go along with Dear Leader's self-congratulatory glorious historic final State of the Union speech. He should simply say that only he (Bernie) can protect Dear Leader's legacy and prevent evil racist rethugiKKKans from undoing Dear Leader's glorious Progress merely because they don't like the idea of a First Black President™. Why all the doom and gloom? It's disrespectful to Dear Leader and is even borderline racist.
Comrades, I am very confused here.
I thought the beauty and glory of the Party™ and the state-run media was a Current Truth which we could all believe equally. So, Dear Leader, in his final, historic, glorious, stupidendous teleprompter read State of the Union speech pointed out how glorious his reign has been. He has cited the Progress™ of the country since those horrible dark days of the Bushitler.
Indeed, after seven years of glorious Dear Leader's fine stewardship of this country, there is no unemployment (what's 94 million people of working age not working?), the world greatly respects us (like when Iran took our sailors), we have been healed because we elected our historic First Black President™ (who stirs the pot and race baits at every chance he can), nobody wants for anything, there is a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow flag for homosexuals who sue Christians over idiotic reasons, everyone is getting free universal high quality health care that costs them the same as leasing an expensive car and carries a $6,000 deductible which includes free abortions (with the added benefit of the baby's parts being sold for "research" and profit for the abortion business) and free sex changes so you can experiment with any of the 50+ genders that FascistBook says are possible, and we live in an era of lollipop forests and everything else from the game Candy Land.
So then another candidate running for our party's nomination to succeed the greatest leader in world history named Comrade Bernie spouts all this doom and gloom. He claims people don't have jobs, that the big corporations are taking money from everyone, that there is political corruption everywhere, that people are hurting, that families are suffering, and that there are just so many problems that he needs to fix.
Comrades, this would work if we had a rethug president right now. But we have the greatest mind in the history of the world running things. There are NO problems according to the Current Truth. Just review Dear Leader's historic, glorious final SOTU where he properly congratulated himself for solving every problem known to man. So why is Bernie stirring the pot?
We can't say that this is the fault of the racist, hate-filled RethugiKKKan Congress that doesn't like Dear Leader only because he is the historic First Black President™. No, Dear Leader has a mighty Pen and Phone™ that allows him to get around rethugiKKKan obstructionism and hate. His glorious soaring rhetoric (teleprompter reads) also solve the world's problems through the sound therapy created by the sound of Dear Leader's most glorious voice.
So, I don't understand why the Party does not deliver a consistent message. Can't we all be on the same page?
Bernie should simply tow the Party Line and go along with Dear Leader's self-congratulatory glorious historic final State of the Union speech. He should simply say that only he (Bernie) can protect Dear Leader's legacy and prevent evil racist rethugiKKKans from undoing Dear Leader's glorious Progress merely because they don't like the idea of a First Black President™. Why all the doom and gloom? It's disrespectful to Dear Leader and is even borderline racist.
