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Comrades, please forgive me for taking a week to get this propaganda "news" to you. I've been very busy altering historical temperature records "correcting" the data to keep up the hoax make 2015 The Hottest Year Ever.

You see, we can't just add two degrees to last year's temperature data of every weather station on earth. Sheeple might notice that. Instead, to make our hoax plausible, we go back in history and subtract 3 or 4 degrees from temperature records of the last 100 years or so. Because no one alive today remembers that 1939 was a LOT hotter than last year. And if anyone does, s/he is in the Gulag anyway and has already been denounced.

You can imagine that that is a daunting task, and it is. As the earth continues refusing to conform to our predictions, we have to keep going back and altering all those millions of measurements over and over again.

So anyway, here is proof that Global Warminsk is still happening and those bourgeoise satellites that the KKKoch Brothers put up there, claiming to show that Global Warminsk stopped nearly twenty years ago, are lying.

Delingpole: Climate Alarmists Invent New Excuse: The Satellites Are Lying

When Satellites lie, people die.

It's time the Party sent Laika the Space Dog to readjust the satellites so they start showing the korrekt Global Warming data.

OMM!! The weather balloons agree with the satellites!

Captain Craptek wrote:OMM!! The weather balloons agree with the satellites!

Who will deal with the BALLOONS??

This AGW rhetoric reminds me so much of the movie, Ferris Bueller's Day Off and this song, one of my favorite silly ones:

Oh Yeah!



Oh yeah, and another one about AGW:



Edit: This is my very favorite driving song. I play it loud and proud on long journeys! Or, short trips to the local Vodka outlet.

Pamalinsky wrote:This AGW rhetoric reminds me so much of the movie, Ferris Bueller's Day Off and this song, one of my favorite silly ones:

Oh Yeah!

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Oh yeah, and another one about AGW:

~Video cut for space~

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Reminds me more of this:



or this:



They look so tough and their data looks so scary, but whenever they say a word or properly present their data, their argument to the floor. And everybody is laughing at them but their Gestapo-esque persecution of different opinions and reactions in the media allows them to hide the laughter.

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Comrade Putout, I am ashamed, I make my penitence public, and now I zip it back up again.

Here is the dear little fellow all better after playing in the street (which I would note that I did advise against.) Doesn't he look nice in this new purple hairdo and tail extensions, which I would also note is $85 I won't see again soon.

In my defence I beg to point out that blog history indicates no more than Level 2 reprisal is warranted.

Level 0: Not finding them, and not killing them.
Level 1: Not finding them, and sending them a Wayne Newton CD.
Level 2: Not finding them, and calling anonymously to say you know what they did.
Level 3: Finding them, and doing a drive-by mooning.
Level 4: Finding them, and crapping in their peonies.
Level 5: Finding them, and TPing their yard.
Level 6: Finding them, and dyeing their dog a gay rainbow.
Level 7: Finding them, and hiring an out of town contractor to dig up their water line.
Level 8: Finding them, and hiring an out of town contractor to dig up their sewer line.
Level 9: Finding them, and mailing them a $100 gift card for Chipotle.
Level 10: Finding them, mailing them a $100 gift card for Chipotle, and two days later hiring an out of town contractor to dig up their water and sewer lines.

Hello I have returned.

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Hey everybody... sorry for getting so excited a few posts back and threatening you all with Liam Neeson!

I did a search for that 'dead' squirrel in the street image and discovered that the image is a still shot from a movie Captain Craptek starred in... and he won an Academy Award™ for his acting!!

The movie was called "Squirrel Lives Matter." I did not see it...
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A close-up of the nameplate...
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BTW - welcome back Ivan The Cube Maker!

Comrade Putout wrote:.
Hey everybody... sorry for getting so excited a few posts back and threatening you all with Liam Neeson!

I did a search for that 'dead' squirrel in the street image and discovered that the image is a still shot from a movie Captain Craptek starred in... and he won an Academy Award™ for his acting!!

The movie was called "Squirrel Lives Matter." I did not see it...
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A close-up of the nameplate...
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BTW - welcome back Ivan The Cube Maker!

Comrades,

Thank you,.... thank you....There were those who said my acting seemed dull, lifeless, and flat - but my thanks go out to Comrade Putout for setting them straight. At least someone around here appreciates me.

Still Alive

Captain Craptek wrote:

Comrade Putout wrote:.
Hey everybody... sorry for getting so excited a few posts back and threatening you all with Liam Neeson!

I did a search for that 'dead' squirrel in the street image and discovered that the image is a still shot from a movie Captain Craptek starred in... and he won an Academy Award™ for his acting!!

The movie was called "Squirrel Lives Matter." I did not see it...
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A close-up of the nameplate...
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BTW - welcome back Ivan The Cube Maker!

Comrades,

Thank you,.... thank you....There were those who said my acting seemed dull, lifeless, and flat - but my thanks go out to Comrade Putout for setting them straight. At least someone around here appreciates me.

Still Alive

Well, so do I, Comrade Craptek1 Whaddabout meee?
I have a presser arranged to show my solidarity with Squirell Lives Matter.
They're waiting for me! I know I can count on you for a public fist bump on this. Right?
Oops, gotta go! XXOO!

Pamalinsky wrote:

Captain Craptek wrote:
Comrades,

Thank you,.... thank you....There were those who said my acting seemed dull, lifeless, and flat - but my thanks go out to Comrade Putout for setting them straight. At least someone around here appreciates me.

Still Alive

Well, so do I, Comrade Craptek1 Whaddabout meee?
I have a presser arranged to show my solidarity with Squirell Lives Matter.
They're waiting for me! I know I can count on you for a public fist bump on this. Right?
Oops, gotta go! XXOO!

Dearest and Faithful Friend Pammie,

You might want to stop by this thread tomorrow and put in a good word for the ol'Captain before they liquidate put me on trial. What-da-ya-say?

Captain Craptek wrote:OMM!! The weather balloons agree with the satellites!

Who will deal with the BALLOONS??

This one has experience being up high

Comrades,

We must support the Dear Leader of Amerika and the Hero of the Republic Al Goreski for their endless endeavors to address the horrors of Global Warming, or Climate Change, or whatever they are calling it this year!

San Marcos is a poor but proud Revolutionary Republic, our struggles are real since the fall of the glorious USSR. We are an agrarian society, but too small to export enough to sustain our nation, so we rely on capitalist pig tourists who come to San Marcos to watch our world renowned Slothfest, which feature sloth races, sloth burgers, and our famous sloth egg omelette.

After hearing Comrade Obama's pledge of capitalists taxpayers' money to small third world nations, we rejoiced in his efforts for righting the Imperialists' wrongs by wealth distribution to small peace loving socialist nations!

Yours in the glorious revolution...

Captain Craptek wrote:

Pamalinsky wrote:

Captain Craptek wrote:
Comrades,

Thank you,.... thank you....There were those who said my acting seemed dull, lifeless, and flat - but my thanks go out to Comrade Putout for setting them straight. At least someone around here appreciates me.

Still Alive

Well, so do I, Comrade Craptek1 Whaddabout meee?
I have a presser arranged to show my solidarity with Squirell Lives Matter.
They're waiting for me! I know I can count on you for a public fist bump on this. Right?
Oops, gotta go! XXOO!

Dearest and Faithful Friend Pammie,

You might want to stop by this thread tomorrow and put in a good word for the ol'Captain before they liquidate put me on trial. What-da-ya-say?

No problem there, Craptek, heh, heh, heh, I'll check out the link.
(duly checked link. Hey, I'm ON that link, er, what am I gonna do now?)

Ahem, um, cough cough, er, listen to me Craptek, these jerkoffs aren't gonna do anything to you. Hey, they might bring up some embarrassing stuff but, I know you've been through this before and it's all BS. You know that and I know that.

Look at it this way, Craptek: You COULD be a chicken, but you're not. You're a master deflector of anything that might make you "look bad." A true and courageous squirrel! Don't forget that!

You have my vote!

Pamalinsky wrote:

Captain Craptek wrote:

Pamalinsky wrote:
Comrades,

Thank you,.... thank you....There were those who said my acting seemed dull, lifeless, and flat - but my thanks go out to Comrade Putout for setting them straight. At least someone around here appreciates me.

Still Alive

Well, so do I, Comrade Craptek1 Whaddabout meee?
I have a presser arranged to show my solidarity with Squirell Lives Matter.
They're waiting for me! I know I can count on you for a public fist bump on this. Right?
Oops, gotta go! XXOO!

No problem there, Craptek, heh, heh, heh, I'll check out the link.
(duly checked link. Hey, I'm ON that link, er, what am I gonna do now?)

Ahem, um, cough cough, er, listen to me Craptek, these jerkoffs aren't gonna do anything to you. Hey, they might bring up some embarrassing stuff but, I know you've been through this before and it's all BS. You know that and I know that.

Look at it this way, Craptek: You COULD be a chicken, but you're not. You're a master deflector of anything that might make you "look bad." A true and courageous squirrel! Don't forget that!

You have my vote!

Thanks Dear Pammie! Now I can get some rest - sort of - I'll prepare myself for the execution in the morning.

Craptek said: "Thanks Dear Pammie! Now I can get some rest - sort of - I'll prepare myself for the execution in the morning."

Craptek, stop acting the victim! That's for "the little people." You know very well you will survive the "slings and arrows of The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy™"!!!!!!!!!

Pammy, distance yourself from this miscreant. When he hits the fan, it's going to splatter...far and wide....

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Pammy, distance yourself from this miscreant. When he hits the fan, it's going to splatter...far and wide....

So, you're telling me I'm being set up? Really? By my friend Captain Craptek?
Well, you know, based upon my previous posts, I am doing my best to avoid him, all the while expressing my support of him.That is a true political art, in fact, that's what politics is all about. Recently, someone posted, and I quote, "Politics is farting and doing whatever necessary to hide the stink."

So, there you have it, most esteemed Ivan the Stakhanovets. XXOO!

You're welcome to your own facts, comrades, but you're not welcome to your own opinions