The People's Cube - Political Satire

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Tommy Chong records an ad for Comrade Bernsky!



Sing along with me!

"No stems, no seeds that you don't need,
BernieSanders is ...

thhhhhhwwwwwwpppp bad ass weed"

For you younger folks who don't get the reference, listen here:

Would that be the same Proudly Liberal and Politically Correct can't use that term any more, not politically correct Tommy Chong who once was a proud member of the Band Previously Known As "Four Persons of Color and a Different Person of Different Color"?

Hey, Ivan!

Can we have a little patch of ground behind Tractor Barn #2 to grow a little, uh...

... a few medicinal herbs, man?

You know, to offset our carbon footprint and... uh... uh...

Oh, far out, I forgot what I was going to say, man.

It is always wonderful seeing these Canadians telling those of us south of the border how to live, who to vote for, which crops we should toil for the next harvest....

I just don't understand why they don't rally behind fellow Canadian Cruz

Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote:Hey, Ivan!

Can we have a little patch of ground behind Tractor Barn #2 to grow a little, uh...

... a few medicinal herbs, man?

You know, to offset our carbon footprint and... uh... uh...

Oh, far out, I forgot what I was going to say, man.

I'll join ya maan. I usually get my herbs from the ice cream man maan. if I grew them myself I wouldn't have to pay half my paycheck for them maan. And then when I yell 420 I wouldn't be yelling my credit score maan. Hey maan, I like herbs, especially the "smelly" ones. I like mint maan, it makes a great tea.

Oh yeah, Mikhail, I almost forgot to tell ya. Ivan's not here.

Vote for Bernie, and your taxes (everyone's taxes, in fact) can be Buggery on the High Seas.

Heads will roll for this. (Who else remembers Bozo Rebebo? Extra points if you know the back story behind his name.)

I've never heard of Bozo Rebebo, but I remember Bebe Rebozo!

Meanwhile, on election day...

Knock knock!

"Who's there, man?"

"It's me, Bernie."

"Bernie's not here, man."

"No it's me, Bernie."

"Bernie's not here, man."

"I'm Bernie!"

"Bernie who, man?"

Open up the door, Man! It's election day! It's me Bernie, goddammit!"

"Bernie's not here, man."

And the routine cycles for twenty more minutes until Man Stoner passes out and Bernie goes away.

I did not know that Doc Martin was a Bernout supporter!

Another burnout for Bernie: