2/16/2016, 9:15 pm
Captain, it is always wonderful if you want to drop by for a visit. But, please try not to get hit by a car. Or, if you must, try to make it happen in front of someone else's driveway. And remember, you don't have nine lives like a cat.
I had to borrow the Commissarka's Shovel and then dig a hole. I contemplated redistributing the carcass to provide someone else with shovel ready work. But in the end, it would have been just as much effort to redistribute as it was to just get the job done myself.
But I really had more important things to do....like championing glorious Commissar Bernie. He lived in a shack with a dirt floor and redistributed other people's electricity to himself. I mean, after all, he planned to be a future president so naturally he IS more equal than whomever he stole redistributed it from... His first real job was signing people up for food stamps. THIS is the kind of Dear Leader we need!
In fact, here is another free benefit at taxpayer expense Comrade Bernie should provide: staff to clean up messes like the above. Every home should have one, full time. Isn't this a right described by glorious FDR back in the 1930s? We can redistribute all the money from the top 1/10 of 1% to pay for this. Don't vote rethug because they aren't promising a government provided staffer in everyone's home to clean up road kill that lands at the edge of your driveway!
I had to borrow the Commissarka's Shovel and then dig a hole. I contemplated redistributing the carcass to provide someone else with shovel ready work. But in the end, it would have been just as much effort to redistribute as it was to just get the job done myself.
But I really had more important things to do....like championing glorious Commissar Bernie. He lived in a shack with a dirt floor and redistributed other people's electricity to himself. I mean, after all, he planned to be a future president so naturally he IS more equal than whomever he stole redistributed it from... His first real job was signing people up for food stamps. THIS is the kind of Dear Leader we need!
In fact, here is another free benefit at taxpayer expense Comrade Bernie should provide: staff to clean up messes like the above. Every home should have one, full time. Isn't this a right described by glorious FDR back in the 1930s? We can redistribute all the money from the top 1/10 of 1% to pay for this. Don't vote rethug because they aren't promising a government provided staffer in everyone's home to clean up road kill that lands at the edge of your driveway!
