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Susan Sarandon on Backing Bernie: ‘I Don't Vote with My Vagina'

Susan Sarandon has abandoned the gyno-contstituency and renounced her gender-based support for our beloved MTE and cankle-in-chief. This violation of protocol has Hollywood and the mainstream media in a tizzy.

At this point, her only redeeming quality is her support for Sanders.

Should Ms. Sarandon feel the Bern in her voting apparatus, antibiotics will be provided by Obamacare.

No doubt that learning that Susan Sarandon does not vote with her vagina provides great relief to those who would be pulling the lever after her.



She's so clever. When people ask how she gains such profound insights, she said, "I don't vote with my vagina, but it's near where I find my best ideas."

In fact, according to a reliably high source, our Washington Burear Drawer Chief has learned that she is dreaming of receiving a "HUA Award" to add to the large collection of other awards she's received over the years.


--KOOK

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Sometimes Susan backs the wrong guy...
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Sometimes she's just bat shit crazy wrong...
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You know Craptek wants you want her!
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Thank you for the Flat Susan image, Putout!

Susan Sarandon remembers her younger years filled with experimentation and discoveries.

There is something fishy about where this discussion is going, but I can't quite put my finger on it...

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
- Shakespeare

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Our leader [color=#C0392B]Red Square[/color] wrote:Thank you for the Flat Susan image, Putout!

Once again it was my pleasure, sir!

The brave and expert noodler [color=#C0392B]Ivan the Stakhanovets[/color] wrote:There is something fishy about where this discussion is going, but I can't quite put my finger on it...

Fishy indeed... put Red Salmon back into the river and stop trying to impress your new girlfriend!!!!
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B-b-but, I thought that Womyn deserved more pay and rights without responsibility just because of their vajayjay. To say that Empress Hillary is worse than Komrade Bernie is sickening and wrong. I don't even want to think about it, so I'll just say that our policy with non-Hillary supporters should be JOIN or DIE.

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Somebody organize a search party, she's disappeared up her ass.

And I don't know about you, but if I were a presidential candidate, I'm pretty sure that I wouldn't want a RAPPER called KILLER MIKE on the evening's program. And looking at the linked article on Killer Mike himself, he said that "an asshole reporter" took a quote from him out of context and tried to warp it. Just goes to show you that progressiveness is the new religion for those who ran away from their religion but haven't fully decompressed or thought the situation through. They can use their tactics on the heretics and nobody on their side bats an eyelash but if the heretics use the same tactics on them they whine.

I wash that the real Hollywood was still here, full of glitz and glamour and gold. Watch Grand Hotel, Casablanca, Citizen Kane, and Ben-Hur to get an idea of what I mean. Especially Ben-Hur and Kane, at least those two. Something that was the pride of America has sunken to something so political and petty. Sure, the world still watches American films, but Hollywood itself is a shell of her former self. I have a sort of fascination and infatuation for Hollywood's Golden Age, the big sets and cameras, the wonderful screenplays, the highly and finely-trained actors. The films from back then have a different "feel" and flow to them, the pacing is incredibly natural and the flow is oh-so silky smooth. It makes me sad to see that it's all gone, replaced with "modern", "contemporary" screenplays, actors that were originally off the street or from bars or restaurants, and cold, lifeless, computer special effects.

Red Square wrote:Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
- Shakespeare

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As far as I know this one's as old as dirt, wrote by someone unknown:

In life, there are only two things you need to worry about:
Either you're well or you're sick.
If you're well, then there's nothing to worry about,

But if you're sick, there are only two things you need to worry about:
Getting well or dying.
If you get well, then there's nothing to worry about,

But if you die, there are only two things you need to worry about:
Either you go to heaven, or you go to hell.
If you go to heaven, then there's nothing to worry about,

But if you go to hell,
you'll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends that you won't have the time to worry!

Comrade Putout wrote:

Our leader [color=#C0392B]Red Square[/color] wrote:Thank you for the Flat Susan image, Putout!

Once again it was my pleasure, sir!

The brave and expert noodler [color=#C0392B]Ivan the Stakhanovets[/color] wrote:There is something fishy about where this discussion is going, but I can't quite put my finger on it...

Fishy indeed... put Red Salmon back into the river and stop trying to impress your new girlfriend!!!!
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Comrade Putout - is there a way to tell now what that fish smelled like BEFORE Susan Sarandon stepped into the water?

Wow, Comrade Susanski,

I'm so confused. First you gave us the so called “Peace Sign” to signal your solidarity with us. Was it really your “Piece Sign” in the shape of a “V”, really meaning “Vagina?”


Then there were the “Boob” shots. I mean, was this daring exposure of your mammaries at the SAG awards a secret code signaling to all “boobs” in your audience that you're on the “down low” with them? In this case it's in the shape of a “W” (two “v's” or, two “u's”, take your pick).

We all know the whole country was in mourning when you and your “partner in crime, Tim Robbins, when it comes to affairs of the heart,” just like you said, broke up but, I'm still confused.

My comrades nailed this issue a few years ago. I offer this link to clear things up:
(I wasn't expecting to but, found it at the bottom this thread, nonetheless) It's hilarious!

https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog ... t4595.html

Sarandon doesn't vote with Vagina since new machines are not suffragette-friendly:



As shown in the picture above, Susan Sarandon defends her support for Bernie Sanders for President in 2016 rather than for Hillary to be "first woman" President by saying, "I don't vote with my vagina since new voting machines are not suffragette-friendly -- i.e., they lack the pull-levers with smooth, round knobs positioned for short-skirt convenience, a step-stool and privacy curtain featured by the old, suffragette-friendly voting machine/booths.

--KOOK

So, you're telling me that when Madeleine Allbright spoke of women going to hell for not voting for Hilderly, she didn't mean the actual Hades hell, she was just wittily suggesting a pun about those women who will obviously "Feel the Burn"? I get it now.

Comrades, Comrades...

There is no need for confusion here. Whatever the Current Truth is, that is what we are to fervently believe with all our hearts.

Some reactionaries are claiming to "remember" that Her Hillaryness was (until last week) The Anointed One before Comrade Bernsky became The Anointed One this week.

Heed the warning from Commissarka Pinkie! YOU ARE NOT TO THINK! Thinking causes confusion, and a whack on the head with a spade. Or even with an ice ax, in one extreme case.

So keep your head down, DON'T THINK, and support whomever the Current Truth says to support. And whomever that is, remember that that is who we have always supported.

So I'd go easy on denouncing Comrade Bernsky if I were you. It looks like he may become the new Anointed One.

As shown in the news-report picture above, Susan Sarandon asserts "feeling the Bern" is more exciting and satisfying than voting with her vagina in the "structureal feminism" manner still recommended by Gloria Steinem and demanded by Hillary Clinton. Says Sarandon, "In the past, voting with my vagina in the Suffragette manner always felt soooo gooood, but now 'feeling the Bern' feels soooo much more satisfying."

--KOOK

Yesterday we posted a headline suggested by KOOK:

Susan Sarandon: "I don't vote with my vagina." Voters in line behind her still suspicious, use hand sanitizer.

Today someone responded on FB:

She gave it up after voting with it in Iraq and getting it dyed purple.

What is the most polite way to break this news to the masses?

[color=#C0392B]Red Square[/color] threw me a softball when he wrote:Yesterday we posted a headline suggested by KOOK:

Susan Sarandon: "I don't vote with my vagina." Voters in line behind her still suspicious, use hand sanitizer.

Today someone responded on FB:

She gave it up after voting with it in Iraq and getting it dyed purple.

What is the most polite way to break this news to the masses?

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Susan says 'she gave it up' but... I don't know about that!

(Is she back with Tim?)
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What should we do with this incorrigible Comrade Putout?

Lev Termen - that's the most elaborate double entendre I've read in a long time.

Comrade Putout wrote:

[color=#C0392B]Red Square[/color] threw me a softball when he wrote:Yesterday we posted a headline suggested by KOOK:

Susan Sarandon: "I don't vote with my vagina." Voters in line behind her still suspicious, use hand sanitizer.

Today someone responded on FB:

She gave it up after voting with it in Iraq and getting it dyed purple.

What is the most polite way to break this news to the masses?

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Susan says 'she gave it up' but... I don't know about that!

(Is she back with Tim?)
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You know, Comrade Putout,

You may not know this but, I heard it on the grapevine that Susan has relinquished her boyfriend, Tim, along with all voting levers for…are you ready?… MAJOR APPLIANCES. She has to go somewhere!

I mean, is a visual really necessary?

I would suggest she not try the trip to Hell in a low rider type automobile. Them tits would be in serious trouble.

The Islamic Republic of Iran's propaganda department must be reading the People's Cube. Here's their latest election poster that came out today. The explanation is here. I'll leave the rest to your imagination.

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Ha! Everybody make funny, everybody laugh! Not-laughers go to gulag! Everybody go to gulag! Do not pass Go! Do not collect 200 kopeks!

Such is life in Soviet Obamanation.

And no amount of running will save you.

Red Square wrote:Yesterday we posted a headline suggested by KOOK:

Susan Sarandon: "I don't vote with my vagina." Voters in line behind her still suspicious, use hand sanitizer.

Today someone responded on FB:

She gave it up after voting with it in Iraq and getting it dyed purple.

What is the most polite way to break this news to the masses?

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I'm wondering what, exactly, IS the Bern's stimulus package.

I'm thinking Craptek might be able to explain the economics a little better than I can.

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Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:

Red Square wrote:Yesterday we posted a headline suggested by KOOK:

Susan Sarandon: "I don't vote with my vagina." Voters in line behind her still suspicious, use hand sanitizer.

Today someone responded on FB:

She gave it up after voting with it in Iraq and getting it dyed purple.

What is the most polite way to break this news to the masses?

Purple_Finger_Vote.jpg

I'm wondering what, exactly, IS the Bern's stimulus package.

I'm thinking Craptek might be able to explain the economics a little better than I can.

If Bernie is elected president, the USSA government will send you a "stimulus package". It will consist of:

• An oil tanker's worth of sexual lubricant
  
• A debt repayment voucher good up to 100 billion dollars
  
• An easy-open bottle of 1000 pills of Cialis
  
• A crate of Hershey bars
  
• A cinnamon-scented candle with matches
  
• Enough wine to kill an Italian
  
• Enough beer to incapacitate an Irishman
  
• Enough vodka to make a Russian speak Chinese
  
• A bottle of Everclear 190 proof alcohol
  
• A pallet of marijuana
  
• A pallet of cocaine
  
• 5 pallets of peyote
  
• A shipping container of cigarettes with 10,000 lighters
  
• Two 55-gallon drums of gasoline with 150 rags for huffing
  
• An assortment of 144 pornographic magazines and novels
  
• A lady's "personal massage device"

Please note that you'll be forced to have a NSA collar welded onto your neck upon receipt. If you say no to the collar you'll be put on a list and you won't get the stuff.

You forgot about the free health care. Don't forget about the free health care! You're gonna need it.

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:You forgot about the free health care. Don't forget about the free health care! You're gonna need it.

I was thinking more goods and less services, but you're right. And I have the perfect plan: set up hospitals in churches! After all, with that much firepower they're getting the masses will think that they themselves are gods, so why not repurpose old, crusty buildings into symbols of State benevolence? All you have to do is gut the interior and maybe knock some statues off the outside of the building with a baseball bat. Power wash the exterior, polish up the fixtures, mop the floors, get some old Vietnam and WWII-era medical equipment from old military stocks (The healthcare's free, and you should get what you pay for), and you're in business!

Comrade Putout wrote:.

This is just a diversion to the real cause of all our problems.
Toenail fungus!
Yeah, that's the real cause. Toenail fungus can migrate and lead to mestasis anywhere!
The purple ink leads us to places we just don't want to go. Ewe.

Mary Lynn Rajskub (of the 24 fame) has decided to educate her vagina about politics, then to take it to the polling place to take a vote, and now she's telling us about her experience. Why not make it into a reality show?

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Red Square wrote:The Islamic Republic of Iran's propaganda department must be reading the People's Cube. Here's their latest election poster that came out today. The explanation is here. I'll leave the rest to your imagination.

Great Stalin's Ghost!

Those lesions on Oleander's face look like leeches!
What are leeches used for? To suck poison out of the host.
In this case, with so many lesions accumulating, good luck suckers!

Pamalinsky wrote:

Red Square wrote:The Islamic Republic of Iran's propaganda department must be reading the People's Cube. Here's their latest election poster that came out today. The explanation is here. I'll leave the rest to your imagination.

Great Stalin's Ghost!

Those lesions on Oleander's face look like leeches!
What are leeches used for? To suck poison out of the host.
In this case, with so many lesions accumulating, good luck suckers!

Looks like Kenyan war paint to me.

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Susan Sarandon Wants to Direct Female-Friendly Porn in Her 80s

Pamalinsky wrote:Susan Sarandon Wants to Direct Female-Friendly Porn in Her 80s

Chairman Meow wrote:

Pamalinsky wrote:Susan Sarandon Wants to Direct Female-Friendly Porn in Her 80s

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Wow, Chairman Meow, nicely played! Way to combine subjects to make a bigger story!

Thank you for the Flat Susan image, Putout!