3/8/2016, 12:45 pm
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Bernie Sanders gets it. He's the only candidate who understands economics, and he's the only real choice for the People™. Other candidates talk about going toe to toe with “Big Oil” or “Big Pharmaceuticals”, but only Bernie has the courage to take on Big Deodorant, and he's not afraid to raise a stink about it!
Bernie is right. It's a national tragedy when our kids go hungry and all they have to choose from is 23 underarm spray deodorants. Now, I don't know how much money goes into the corporate coffers of Big Deodorant, but it's probably in the trillions. It's time somebody held the corporate masters of Big Deodorant accountable for their backroom deals and price controls, and made them pay their fair share. And Bernie's gonna do it!
It's disgusting to think about how the rich are more worried about their underarms than about the millions of children starving in America because of Obama's economic policies – and Bush. It's high time that Americans cut back on deodorant and make the corporations fork over all the money they stole from us. Then we can give The Children™ free food for like, ever. But how far the money goes doesn't matter. What matters is that we feed The Children™. If shutting down the entire industry feeds one child for one day, then it's the right thing to do. It would give those fat cat corporate CEOs something else to do besides play golf and sniff themselves. It's our money, and we want it now!
And 23 deodorants!? Oh. My. Stalin. What do we need with that many choices? And computers. And iPhones. And cars. C'mon, people! Open your eyes and see how much money is being wasted. We could take all that fat cat corporate money and end poverty in America tomorrow, and only one candidate has the vision and the courage to make that happen. That's right, Bernie. He'll make us like North Korea where everybody has a fair working wage, and nobody is allowed to get rich. Their leader can't even afford a decent haircut because he wants to identify with the common people, just like Bernie. They don't have 23 deodorants to choose from in North Korea because the government makes all the choices for them and everybody's so happy. I wish we could be like North Korea. Everything is free there.
I think it's time the axe fell on Big Deodorant and all the other corporations that are destroying the environment and making The Children™ starve. What this country needs is a strong whiff of a Sanders presidency!
#feelthebern
Bernie Sanders gets it. He's the only candidate who understands economics, and he's the only real choice for the People™. Other candidates talk about going toe to toe with “Big Oil” or “Big Pharmaceuticals”, but only Bernie has the courage to take on Big Deodorant, and he's not afraid to raise a stink about it!
Bernie is right. It's a national tragedy when our kids go hungry and all they have to choose from is 23 underarm spray deodorants. Now, I don't know how much money goes into the corporate coffers of Big Deodorant, but it's probably in the trillions. It's time somebody held the corporate masters of Big Deodorant accountable for their backroom deals and price controls, and made them pay their fair share. And Bernie's gonna do it!
It's disgusting to think about how the rich are more worried about their underarms than about the millions of children starving in America because of Obama's economic policies – and Bush. It's high time that Americans cut back on deodorant and make the corporations fork over all the money they stole from us. Then we can give The Children™ free food for like, ever. But how far the money goes doesn't matter. What matters is that we feed The Children™. If shutting down the entire industry feeds one child for one day, then it's the right thing to do. It would give those fat cat corporate CEOs something else to do besides play golf and sniff themselves. It's our money, and we want it now!
And 23 deodorants!? Oh. My. Stalin. What do we need with that many choices? And computers. And iPhones. And cars. C'mon, people! Open your eyes and see how much money is being wasted. We could take all that fat cat corporate money and end poverty in America tomorrow, and only one candidate has the vision and the courage to make that happen. That's right, Bernie. He'll make us like North Korea where everybody has a fair working wage, and nobody is allowed to get rich. Their leader can't even afford a decent haircut because he wants to identify with the common people, just like Bernie. They don't have 23 deodorants to choose from in North Korea because the government makes all the choices for them and everybody's so happy. I wish we could be like North Korea. Everything is free there.
I think it's time the axe fell on Big Deodorant and all the other corporations that are destroying the environment and making The Children™ starve. What this country needs is a strong whiff of a Sanders presidency!
#feelthebern
